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# Has Hell Frozen Over?
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/has-hell-frozen-over-03-2026/
- Published: 2026-03-09T19:00:32.000Z
- Updated: 2026-03-09T05:33:26.000Z
- Description: Asking for a friend.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:31

Yes, the pants are see-through, and yes, it could pass as a Blanche Devereaux costume in *The Golden Girls: The Musical*. But Sofia Carson almost always LOVES larger-than-life outfits. Where is the hat the size of Saturn? Where is a tear-away skirt that needs its own car? Where are sleeves that would make even Anne Shirley wonder privately if things have gone a little too far? Are we being punked? Or is Satan really down there fiddling with his Nest thermostat?

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