Prince Harry Meets Row2Recovery Team in Henley

I have to laugh at this. You KNOW the instant the photographer saw Harry walking past the sign that said "GET MARRIED," he or she could not resist. Leave the man alone! This whole picture, in fact, is funny: Why he is doing the "Tea with jam and bread WITH JAM AND BREAD" blocking from the Von Trapp Family Singers' performance at the Salzburg Music Festival, I am sure I do not know.

What he is actually up to, per Getty: " Prince Harry will met the Row to Recovery crew of wounded ex-servicemen who successfully rowed across the Atlantic in 2013. The Endeavour Fund, created by The Royal Foundation of The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge and Prince Harry, has supported Row to Recovery's legacy project to improve access to rowing facilities to aid recovery of wounded ex-servicemen and women." Harry does seem extremely dedicated to helping his fellow servicemen and women, which is admirable. Now, unbutton and button your suit a few times. That's right.

Commonwealth Observance At Westminster Abbey: Sophie and Edward

Whilst Harry was off singing about tea with jam and bread, Prince Edward and Sophie, Chuck and Cammy, and the Queen were off at Westminster Abbey observing Commonwealth Day. (It was also Edward's birthday this week.) I am unmoved by Sophie's shoes, obviously. but her coat is lovely and her hat is fantastic. Let's take a closer look.

Commonwealth Observance At Westminster Abbey

She appears to be rather just tolerating this smooch from Charles. You know how we like to make up factoids about celebrities and royals after observing their body language for a while? I've decided Sophie HATES Charles and she wiped off this smooch afterwards.

Commonwealth Observance At Westminster Abbey

She and Camilla clearly coordinated though. Actually, so did Charles and Edward. Maybe Sophie is cheesed off because The Waleses swore they'd let the Wessexes do blue and cream this go round and they LIED. I actually think everyone looks rather nice.

Camilla at Commonwealth Day

Camilla LITERALLY never met a wreath she didn't try to wear, though.

The Queen

QE2 looks delightful in this pink. When I am eightysomething and ruling over my extended family with an iron fist, I hope to dress just like her.

Hatsily Played, Royal Family

I feel like all of them are like, "LA LA LA LA LOOK OVER HERE AT MEEEEEEEEEE WILL AND KATE WILL BE BACK EVENTUALLY EVERYTHING IS FINE!" It's true that hats are a GREAT universal distraction. On the other hand, even the street signs are pressuring Harry to get married. Lay off, street signs! [Speaking of all things royal, this seems as good a time as any to let you royal watchers know that we've put up a post on our book blog about the shenanigans we got up to in England at the start of this year, while we were over there researching The Royal We. Yes, that post includes both buttresses and futuristic pods in which to whizz.] [Photos: Getty]