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Armani

PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 24: A model walks the runway during the Giorgio Armani Prive Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 24, 2017 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

Armani had a lot of orange this time around, which I am way into, so that's happy. I would love to see Nicole Kidman roll up to the Oscars in this.

Armani

PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 24: A model walks the runway during the Giorgio Armani Prive Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 24, 2017 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

That's also nifty. I prefer the contrasts in the first one, but Nicole might've ordered up one of these too.

Armani

PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 24: A model walks the runway during the Giorgio Armani Prive Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 24, 2017 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

Being totally honest, though, Nicole LOVES something fussy.

Armani

PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 24: A model walks the runway during the Giorgio Armani Prive Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 24, 2017 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

That skirt is really pretty; I just can't totally sort out what's happening with the bodice.

Armani

PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 24: A model walks the runway during the Giorgio Armani Prive Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 24, 2017 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

This is very Cate Blanchett: Groovy Sorceress.

Armani

PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 24: A model walks the runway during the Giorgio Armani Prive Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 24, 2017 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

Whereas this is Cate Blanchett: The Madame Alexander Doll.

Armani

PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 24: A model walks the runway during the Giorgio Armani Prive Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 24, 2017 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

Isabelle Huppert! DO IT.

Armani

PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 24: A model walks the runway during the Giorgio Armani Prive Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 24, 2017 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

I like that jacket, too, though. She and Kidman were both at this show, so I advocate Huppert doing some shopping. I don't know why I'm into the idea of her wearing pants. To quote the bard Selena Gomez, the heart wants what it wants.

Armani

PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 24: Models walk the runway during the Giorgio Armani Prive Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 24, 2017 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

That strap seems perfunctory, no?

Armani

PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 24: A model walks the runway during the Giorgio Armani Prive Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 24, 2017 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

Oh y god

Dior

PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Christian Dior Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 23, 2017 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

This is dark but also has a loveliness to it that escaped a lot of Dior's collections under Raf Simons.

Dior

PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Christian Dior Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 23, 2017 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

That... might be falling off? 

Dior

PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Christian Dior Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 23, 2017 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

I think that's quite stunning, and evokes an Oscar de la Renta from a few seasons ago. But again, we're inching away from dumb here, and into dreamy.

Dior

PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Christian Dior Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 23, 2017 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

This feels targeted at a young actress, like say, a Zoey Deutch type. The clown collar is not my favorite, but I'll reserve judgment based on styling.

Dior

PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Christian Dior Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 23, 2017 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

Too bad Jennifer Lawrence isn't, to my knowledeg, attending this year.

Dior

PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Christian Dior Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 23, 2017 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

Young Girl In Deep Mourning.

Dior

PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Christian Dior Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 23, 2017 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

Elle Fanning Just... Being Elle Fanning.

Dior

PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Christian Dior Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 23, 2017 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

Oooh. Naomie Harris

Dior

PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Christian Dior Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 23, 2017 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

That urine-tinged metallic is a little harsh for me.

Dior

PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Christian Dior Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 23, 2017 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

And then WHOA all of a sudden we're getting clubbed by kelly green. A color I like, but I mean... it's like pink eye: Where did YOU come from, and why can't I see all of a sudden?

Dior

PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Christian Dior Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 23, 2017 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

This. I love this to pieces. It's swingy, it's sassy, it's also still beautiful... super.

Dior

PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Christian Dior Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 23, 2017 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

THIS feels very Valentino to me.

Dior

PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Christian Dior Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 23, 2017 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

And then, a little Chanel quilting. Pulling selects like this makes it hard to get the sense of cohesion a designer might've hoped for, but it DOES feel like there isn't a complete thread. 

Schiaparelli

PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Schiaparelli Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 23, 2017 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

This pattern is a treat.

Schiaparelli

PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Schiaparelli Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 23, 2017 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

This feels like a cousin to a Skirt of Ties. It's.. a Skirt of Scarves.

Schiaparelli : Runway - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture Spring Summer 2017

PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Schiaparelli Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 23, 2017 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

That jacket is a trip. What's underneath it is ridiculous, but I'm a little into the wearable headache, I must say.

Schiaparelli

PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Schiaparelli Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 23, 2017 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

I want to chop off the filmy sleeves here.

Schiaparelli

PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Schiaparelli Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 23, 2017 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

Is anyone or anything from The Lobster nominated? Because now is their chance.

Schiaparelli

PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Schiaparelli Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 23, 2017 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

This show was a textilepalooza.

Schiaparelli

PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Schiaparelli Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 23, 2017 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

See? It's ALL swirls of color.

Schiaparelli

PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Schiaparelli Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 23, 2017 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

I hope one day to wear this while walking along a beach carrying a giant bottle of champagne.

Schiaparelli

PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Schiaparelli Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 23, 2017 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

Is this... like, was it designed for pregnant ladies, so that they can always be clutching their bumps?

Schiaparelli

PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 23: A model,dress detail, walks the runway during the Schiaparelli Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 23, 2017 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

This might be too much whimsy for me.

Schiaparelli

PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 23: A model walks the runway during the Schiaparelli Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 23, 2017 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

But look! An ACTUAL KEYHOLE OF SKIN.

Haute Couture Grab Bag: Armani, Dior, Schiaparelli
A sampler platter for your Friday morning/lunchtime/afternoon/wine cardigan time.

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