Kate Bosworth in Schiaparelli
This is so ELDERLY on her, no? Every outfit has a time and a place, and the only thing that feels appropriate on her is the blouse. By default.
Olivia Palermo in Schiaparelli
This feels like an Olsen, Chloe Sevigny, and Stella McCartney were thrown into a visual and spiritual blender.
Michelle Yeoh in Schiaparelli
I would never have recognized her, but our image sources both swear it is so. I think it's because she's ageless to me so I still see her as "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." Remember when that movie took the world by storm? Good times.
Anna Wintour in Schiaparelli
Looking very posh, A-Dubs.
Carla Bruni in Schiaparelli
Carla Bruni -- terribly cool -- is married to former French president Nicolas Sarkozy, whose brother is married to Mary-Kate Olsen. Do you think they talk? Like, does Carla sit down and ply Mary-Kate for stories about John Stamos?
Rita Ora in Ralph & Russo
All that beautiful work, made ridiculous by fit and transparency. I was going to suggest that this is a very odd match of brand and celebrity, as well, but I guess they found a way to make it make sense.
Olivia Palermo in Dior
Oh, look, it's little Jenny Humphrey, back from TV purgatory.
Noomi Rapace and Olga Kurylenko in Dior
Noomi's dress is depressing me. It looks like a very dated, failed Laura Ashley prototype.
Cressida Bonas in Dior
Well, her shoes are great, but I think if Cressida Bonas makes a turtleneck look awkward then it's not for the faint of heart.
Cressida Bonas
"You think I'm going to tell you whether Kate Middleton has extensions? That's ADORABLE. I absolutely will NOT blink twice for yes. Absolutely not. Do not even EXTEND the invitation. I will not FILL OUT your little quiz with LOTS OF EXTRA THINGS at all."