Haute Couture Week: Christian Dior Spring/Summer 2016
Gorgeous fabulous love it doesn't look AT ALL like a demented set of bloomers.
Haute Couture Week: Christian Dior Spring/Summer 2016
I am not a fan of the design of that top, but the skirt is quite nifty, at least. Cotillard will give it a solid whirl, right?
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Those shoes are ruining lives.
Haute Couture Week: Christian Dior Spring/Summer 2016
That at least probably looked cool at the show. It's an interesting art piece.
Haute Couture Week: Christian Dior Spring/Summer 2016
I don't hate some aspects of this, either. And again, as weird as it'd look on a red carpet potentially, it fits in nicely here.
Haute Couture Week: Christian Dior Spring/Summer 2016
And that's straight-up cute. Cannes Photocall, here this comes.
Haute Couture Week: Christian Dior Spring/Summer 2016
ALSO cute. WHAT IS HAPPENING.
Haute Couture Week: Christian Dior Spring/Summer 2016
I want to delete the blouse on the left one, and the breastplate on the right, and then we'd be in business.
Haute Couture Week: Christian Dior Spring/Summer 2016
Oh, and now we're back to crazy stuff now. I could see an Elle Fanning trying to pull off this Lopsided Princess look, sans the shirt.
Haute Couture Week: Christian Dior Spring/Summer 2016
That white one really just looks like it's sliding off.
Haute Couture Week: Christian Dior Spring/Summer 2016
Shouldn't they have a vaccine for that?
Haute Couture Week: Christian Dior Spring/Summer 2016
Oh, wow. I cannot wait for the day Jennifer Lawrence shows up at something wearing a strip of acid as a shirt. And TWO options for it, no less. Riches.
Haute Couture Week: Christian Dior Spring/Summer 2016
The shoes genuinely make these women look like they just escaped either a sanitarium or a sex cult.
Haute Couture Week: Christian Dior Spring/Summer 2016
AND THOSE SHOES. So bad. Which is a pity, because the skirt is lovely. Don't look so terrified, kid! You made out better than a lot of 'em.
Haute Couture Week: Christian Dior Spring/Summer 2016
What a clean, crisp, lovely coat.
Haute Couture Week: Christian Dior Spring/Summer 2016
I don't know what the deal is with Stuff That Looks Like It's Falling Off. The one on the right at least has a more stylish bent to it, bizarre though it is.
Haute Couture Week: Christian Dior Spring/Summer 2016
Is she being slowly unwrapped?
Haute Couture Week: Christian Dior Spring/Summer 2016
I am afraid of what's under the jacket. Maybe that EXPLAINS the jacket.
Haute Couture Week: Christian Dior Spring/Summer 2016
More of this neckline. Meh?
Haute Couture Week: Christian Dior Spring/Summer 2016
And, a muted version.
Haute Couture Week: Christian Dior Spring/Summer 2016
AND OF COURSE. BECAUSE THERE ALWAYS MUST BE ONE. Can't we all please GIVE UP ON THIS? Just for a year, even?
Haute Couture Week: Christian Dior Spring/Summer 2016
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Haute Couture Week: Christian Dior Spring/Summer 2016
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Haute Couture Week: Christian Dior Spring/Summer 2016
STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP
Haute Couture Week: Christian Dior Spring/Summer 2016
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Haute Couture Week: Christian Dior Spring/Summer 2016
... okay, I'm slowly coming back to consciousness... waving crazy pants in my face is like giving me smelling salts.
Haute Couture Week: Christian Dior Spring/Summer 2016
Well, none of that is flattering. It's too bad those fabrics didn't get a better chance.
Haute Couture Week: Christian Dior Spring/Summer 2016
It... could be worse?
Haute Couture Week: Christian Dior Spring/Summer 2016
SURELY that will show up on someone, for better or worse. I am also sure I've written that exact sentence in every fashion slideshow ever. I'm not into it, but I think it will trick people because it SEEMS uncomplicated and with a low degree of difficulty, and then it will turn out to be really underwhelming.
Haute Couture Week: Christian Dior Spring/Summer 2016
I am getting an Evan Rachel Wood vibe here, and I think it's coming directly from the model herself.
Haute Couture Week: Christian Dior Spring/Summer 2016
Well. Whatever you think of the coat, let's celebrate that lipstick as the perfection it is.