Haute Couture Week: Schiaparelli S/S 2016
I suspect this will never see the light of day, but I REALLY enjoy that the pattern is all jewelry. It's a bit garish, but as an art piece I'm delighted it exists.
Haute Couture Week: Schiaparelli S/S 2016
This is just hilarious. It's like the very picture of a sullen teenager who is SO PISSED that she has to wear a dress for her dumb cousin's dumb wedding.
Haute Couture Week: Schiaparelli S/S 2016
Was this inspired by an old Field Guide to Nature's Bounty?
Haute Couture Week: Schiaparelli S/S 2016
Antique Cutlery: An Annotated Encyclopaedia. (I actually love this.)
Haute Couture Week: Schiaparelli S/S 2016
It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfucker (And Other Things You Can Roast)
Haute Couture Week: Schiaparelli S/S 2016
How Does Your Garden Grow?: A Primer On Fertilizer
Haute Couture Week: Schiaparelli S/S 2016
This is the second edition of that book, now with new collector's jacket. HAR.
Haute Couture Week: Schiaparelli S/S 2016
And this is based on a museum exhibit of important historical plates.
Haute Couture Week: Schiaparelli S/S 2016
The White House Dish Room: A Brief History of Lead Paint In Porcelain.
Haute Couture Week: Schiaparelli S/S 2016
Old Drawings I Don't Understand
Haute Couture Week: Schiaparelli S/S 2016
Nipples I Have Loved
Haute Couture Week: Schiaparelli S/S 2016
Nipples I Have Used As Pincushions
Haute Couture Week: Schiaparelli S/S 2016
Tea Parties for Dummies
Haute Couture Week: Schiaparelli S/S 2016
How I Love Les Poissons: Sebastian's Life In Incorrect Pictures
Haute Couture Week: Schiaparelli S/S 2016
Okay, now we're into something that I feel like Sarah Jessica Parker would wear to the opening of a Broadway show. Let's hear it for Cats in 2016! Neil Patrick Harris should be up for Mr. Mistoffelees, right?
Haute Couture Week: Schiaparelli S/S 2016
Coachella, anyone?
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Hudgens, anyone? Actually, those two things are kind of the same.
Haute Couture Week: Schiaparelli S/S 2016
Crafting at Home With Mary-Kate Olsen
Haute Couture Week: Schiaparelli S/S 2016
Shit I Made Once On A Dare
Haute Couture Week: Schiaparelli S/S 2016
Period Costumes Gone Wrong
Haute Couture Week: Schiaparelli S/S 2016
How To Succeed In Macrame Without Really Trying
Haute Couture Week: Schiaparelli S/S 2016
Medical Procedures Recreated Through Clothing
Haute Couture Week: Schiaparelli S/S 2016
Schiaparelli's signature color was pink, so that explains this screaming addition, although I don't know why the style is something closer to what Lady Holiday would've used in The Great Muppet Caper.
Haute Couture Week: Schiaparelli S/S 2016
More Than Just A Dishtowel
Haute Couture Week: Schiaparelli S/S 2016
An Eggshell's Lament
Haute Couture Week: Schiaparelli S/S 2016
I straight-up enjoy this.
Haute Couture Week: Schiaparelli S/S 2016
How To Walk The Moors Until It Rains And Some Hot Neighbor Comes To Carry You Home
Haute Couture Week: Schiaparelli S/S 2016
If It Looked Different We'd Be In Business
Haute Couture Week: Schiaparelli S/S 2016
Cora Crawley Needs A Hobby
Haute Couture Week: Schiaparelli S/S 2016
I could see SJP trotting this out, too. She has a knack for picking things that are a wee too baby doll for her current life phase.
Haute Couture Week: Schiaparelli S/S 2016
This is quite pretty. Romantic in a vintage way.
Haute Couture Week: Schiaparelli S/S 2016
And then there's this: achingly simple except for the giant eye at her throat. I like the creepy Ancient Egypt vibe it's giving.