Viktor & Rolf Spring Summer 2016
HOW CAN SHE SEE? In my imagination, this goes full Zoolander, and the poor model just careens into the front row.
Viktor & Rolf Spring Summer 2016
All that said, first of all, I want to note that I actually think these are AMAZING pieces of art and really, really cool to look at.
Viktor & Rolf Spring Summer 2016
But totally impossible to wear, in the real world, for anyone.
Viktor & Rolf Spring Summer 2016
Okay, I'll send Rooney Mara $20 if she wears this to the Oscars luncheon.
Viktor & Rolf Spring Summer 2016
I would like to see Solange stroll into the Met Gala in this. It has a mouthhole so you can have a snack!
Viktor & Rolf Spring Summer 2016
I also like thinking about wearing something like this to a huge event. NO ONE would know who you were. You'd have to yell, like, "HEY, GAZ! IT'S ME! IT'S REESE WITHERSPOON! HI!"
Viktor & Rolf Spring Summer 2016
You also definitely can't sit down in these. But if you have to go undercover at a Picasso exhibit to bust some art thieves, YOU ARE SET.
Viktor & Rolf Spring Summer 2016
I hope this model realizes this is the PERFECT Tinder profile pic.
Viktor & Rolf Spring Summer 2016
SWINTON could do it.
Viktor & Rolf Spring Summer 2016
The back view here is legitimately quite beautiful. The whole thing is stunning and amazing, honestly. It's just not...real clothes.
Viktor & Rolf Spring Summer 2016
Come on, Rihanna. WEAR THIS TO THE GRAMMYS. (She's worn Viktor & Rolf before, after all.)
Viktor & Rolf Spring Summer 2016
And here you go. Something for those of you who want to actually wear something in the real world. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?