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# Have You Driven A Fug Lately?
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/have-you-driven-a-fug-lately-08-2012/
- Published: 2012-08-06T20:00:49.000Z
- Updated: 2012-08-06T04:55:04.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Dialogues, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

STELLA: Psst. Mom. MOM.

MELANIE: Shhh. I'm concentrating very hard on this fine Ford automobile.

ANTONIO: What is it, Stella?

STELLA: Did I miss a memo? I mean... I'm looking at Daryl... were we SUPPOSED to dress up like some kind of alternative fuel source?

MELANIE: SSHHH.

ANTONIO: I thought those were her kitchen curtains.

MELANIE: BE QUIET.

STELLA: I'm just very confused...

MELANIE: PEOPLE. It's party for a HATCHBACK. OBVIOUSLY we are supposed to be incredibly formal and fancy.

ANTONIO: Now *I'm* confused.

DARYL: Hey dudes. Has the fjord party started yet? When do we leave?

MELANIE: EVERYBODY JUST FACE FORWARD AND THINK ABOUT AIRBAGS AND BLUETOOTH AND FUEL ECONOMY.

ANTONIO: Oh, my.

\[Photo: Splash\]