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# Head-Shakingly Played, Salma Hayek
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/head-shakingly-played-salma-hayek-08-2016/
- Published: 2016-08-10T18:00:55.000Z
- Updated: 2016-08-10T07:08:17.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:49

SALMA HAYEK. You are a talented and decorated actress, and a very very rich one. YOU DO NOT NEED TO GROPE A DAY PLAYER IN A HOT DOG COSTUME. NOT THIS WEEK. NOT EVER.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/08/ffn_kmff_sausageparty_lapremiere_080916_52144719.jpg "'Sausage Party' - LA Premiere")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/head-shakingly-played-salma-hayek-08-2016/sausage-party-la-premiere-2?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

ESPECIALLY not in THIS ENSEMBLE:

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/08/FFN_KMFF_SausageParty_LAPremiere_080916_52144713.jpg "'Sausage Party' - LA Premiere")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/head-shakingly-played-salma-hayek-08-2016/sausage-party-la-premiere?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

I know you are actually IN *Sausage Party* \-- playing what Variety called "a Sapphic taco," which is a *great* band name -- but somehow literally everything about all of this seems totally unnecessary.