Heather Graham

I think a bra of some sort might've helped the top, but it looks awfully D.I.Y. to me. I also think NOT being the same fabric as the skirt hurts the overall taste level, but then again, that's moot because as soon as she turns to the side, the aforementioned taste level dips below the ocean floor.

Heather Graham

Insert weary sigh here.

Heather Graham

Seriously, Paris Hilton, I get. Lady Victoria Hervey, or most of the other people in our Fug Madness Nipples vs Nethers slideshow, I get. (Also, please revisit that, because it makes this outfit look like the pinnacle of propriety.) But does Heather Graham really need to wear a window into her mysteries? There's a reason Agatha Christie never said who did it until the end of the novel. LET US WONDER.

What The Fug: Heather Graham at the "Horns" Premiere

Nothing about the top works -- but the top, as you'll see, isn't the point. Spoiler: Get ready to pour a heaping bowl of groin-ola. [Photos: Splash]