Heidi Klum et al

Heidi Klum

This is as run-of-the-mill as she gets. It looks super nice on her but I'm almost shocked at how simple it is. Then again, she's going to be sitting behind a desk, so we'll get the important bit, which is that her boobs are still great. (All boobs are great, obviously.)

And then we get a bodice made of someone's rejected '80s belts, and my reaction is, "THAT'S more like it, Heids."

Heidi Klum

Her hair looks so ROBUST. I don't love the billowy ankle-cuffed pants though.

Sofia Vergara

Sofía Vergara at the "America's Got Talent" Season 19 quarterfinals 3 held at Hotel Dena on August 27, 2024 in Pasadena, California. (Photo by Gilbert Flores/Variety via Getty Images)

Only one photo of Sofia in this batch, sadly, and she's dressed as a highlighter salesperson.

Howie Mandel

I don't get the little graphics on his pants. It's like he was trying to design a Super Mario Bros. level, but got bored fast.

Howie Mandel

This is sharp, though. Also, I DID have a photo of Simon Cowell available but it's just so DEPRESSING that I didn't bother. His cleaving to the same tees and pants and shoes every time... somehow, they are the only things from 20 years ago that aren't coming back in style.

Terry Crews

TERRY. The BUCKLE SHOES! The PLEATED PANTS! You are doing the MOST and I am fascinated by it. He makes Simon look like even more of a chump.