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# Heidi Klum Looks... Mighty Seaworthy?
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/heidi-klum-looks-mighty-seaworthy-10-2017/
- Published: 2017-10-24T17:00:12.000Z
- Updated: 2017-10-24T04:04:55.000Z
- Description: If slightly weighted on her starboard side.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Fug or Fab, Vionnet, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:55

This manages to be both unexpected and business-as-usual for La Klum -- the former, because it's an unusual brand for her and a silhouette she doesn't frequently choose, which I enjoy, and the latter due to the mandatory boob-brandishing. Honestly, my original intent was to say she looks vaguely like a human sailboat, but midstream here I'm going to change tacks and call this a high-fashion mammogram: clutch the sheet to one side, and peel off the other. (Guess what I did yesterday?!?) And hey, it IS Breast Cancer Awareness Month, so if anyone looks at this and remembers they're due for a squeeze-and-scan, that's a win even if the outfit isn't.

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