Heidi Klum

In motion....with nipples.

Heidi Klum

At rest. And vaguely reminiscent of the way, many many many many moons ago, Banana Republic solely stocked clothing that either you would wear on safari or you wear for an evening where you wanted to pretend you were on a (generally more glamorous and somewhat Out of Africa-inspired) safari.

The Back

And things just got interesting. And by that I mean, this looks like it could be a choking hazard. REMEMBER ISADORA DUNCAN, HEIDI, AND LEAVE THE TOP UP.

Heidi Klum

Someone go outside and turn on the Sideboob alert, please. We need all hands on deck.

HELLO

Oh, well. If it's good enough for Lionel....

Heidi Klumly Played: Heidi Klum

Add this one to the list I call, "Things That Only Heidi Klum Can Wear, And Even That Is Kind of Up for Debate." Let's take a closer look.