Heidi Klum

First, this is an incredible photo because it does look like she's walking on air. (Her back foot is planted, but because of a miracle of getting the exact right angle, her other foot is blocking our view. This outfit is so garish, but also a hoot -- like a more posh version of old-school LAMB-era Gwen Stefani or something.

Heidi Klum

The jury is definitely out on whether that's intended to be a dress, but she's making it work, as a model should.

Heidi Klum

This is like... actual erranding clothes. It's so REGULAR.

She's been busting out some good textiles lately. These weird little journeys into her workplace have been a boon, truly.

And this! Instagram is trying to sell me cheap versions of this SO HARD right now, and I don't want a matching set like this, but my point is that it's fun to see Heidi not JUST using the pap walks for experimental fashion but also for some normal-person comfortable outfits (even if they probably secretly have high-fashion price tags).

HAVING JUST SAID THAT, I present: this, which looks how I imagine a migraine feels.

Heidi Klum

This is a Las Vegas window dressing.

Heidi

And this is just... blue. It's Smurfy.

Sofia Vergara

That genuinely looks like someone sawed the bodice off a gown to make a Going Out Top.

Sofia Vergara

She's feeling pants right now. But not feet, I guess.

Howie Mandel

He's in a hat and glasses phase.

Howie Mandel

And has also chosen some pants that look like a bad scrapbook page that's missing its photographs.

Terry Crews

I want to love it, Terry, but I'm not sure those tones quite sing.

Terry Crews

Better!

Heidi Klum's Got Patterns

So many.