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# Helen Mirren Shows Us How Interesting Shoes Are Done
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/helen-mirren-shows-us-how-interesting-shoes-are-done-10-2019/
- Published: 2019-10-31T18:00:12.000Z
- Updated: 2019-11-01T16:27:01.000Z
- Description: Hail the Queen!
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:07

As regular readers know, we have a long-running joke about a (sadly as yet nonexistent) show called *Celebrity Shoe Intervention With Uzo Aduba*, thanks to Uzo's great skill at almost always wearing a good shoe. My suggestion is: When she takes that show on the road to the UK, as eventually she will, she and Helen Mirren can team up for a one-episode Holiday Event called *Celebrity Shoe Intervention With Uzo Aduba ft. Helen Mirren* and it will be a delight. All well-done day dresses, good shoes in interesting animal prints (like this very look!\*), and lots of gently yelling at British celebrities about their beige shoes. Because they're in London, this two-hour episode will, of course, culminate in them gently yelling at Kate Middleton -- "I AM YOUR QUEEN!" Helen will yell; "I'm pretty sure that's true," Uzo will say -- until Kate, who will find this all very entertaining, will allow them to toss her boring footwear right into the bin.

\[\*These are also, per the brand that makes them,[ good for bunions,](https://solebliss.com/cleo-snake-print-leather/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) so way to go for also being practical, Helen!\]

###### \[Photo by James Veysey/Shutterstock\]