Helen Mirren

"Hello. Yes, that's me. Helen Mirren. Oscar winner. In this poster. In case you were wondering which one was me. It's this one."

Helen Mirren

"And this is me in PERSON. Not on the poster. For real. Don't ask me what I'm wearing. What would be a possibly bland oatmeal thing on someone else is SPICY OATMEAL on La Mirren."

Helen Mirren

SEE? Ole!

Helen Mirren

"DID NOT YOU HEAR ME? I SAID OLE!"

Helen Mirren

"WHAT UP, Brand?" Later, they will arm wrestle. THE END.

Helen Mirren-y Played: Helen Mirren

Because it's Hump Day, and we all need a little push to get over the hump. And by "a little push," I mean, "a solid ten minutes with Helen Mirren."