Cara Delevingne

In case you wondered what it looks like when a fire breaks out in the middle of the night at a supermodel's house. This. This is what it looks like. (Smokey eye and all.)

Cara Delevingne

YEAH, she seems to have a Bejeweled Toothpick in her mouth? All I know is, Bejewled Toothpick was AMAZING at Coachella two years ago. As for the rest of this...ELLIPSIS. Because the sad thing is, not only is this unflattering and nutty, it's also SO PLAYED OUT WE GET IT SHEER SHEER EVERYTHING SHEER.

Cara Delevingne

At this point, it would feel more revolutionary if someone turned up in a turtleneck and full-length skirt. SOMEONE PLEASE TRY THIS.

Helena Bonham Carterly Played, Cara Delevingne in Burberry Prorsum

Look, eventually someone has to take over HBC's Full Crazy and while this is far too nude for the likes of La Bonham Carter, that coat is crackpotsville and that, my friends, is the first step. [Photos: PCN, Fame/Flynet]