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# Helena Bonham Carter-ly Played: Helena Bonham Carter
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/helena_bonham_carter-ly_played-10-2010/
- Published: 2010-10-22T08:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2014-04-02T04:47:58.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, plaid, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

GEOFFREY RUSH: I'm photobombing this picture of Bellatrix Lestrange and Mark Darcy!  
  
HELENA BONHAM CARTER: That's not who we really are, Geoffrey.  
  
COLIN FIRTH: Nor are you technically photobombing us. You're more like....posing saucily along with us.  
  
GEOFFREY: Fine! I'm posing saucily in this picture of Lucy Honeychurch and Mr....Darcy, again! Hey, I never noticed that before.  
  
HELENA: REALLY?  
  
COLIN: That's kind of the whole point of Mark Darcy.  
  
GEOFFREY: So you're Mark Darcy AND MISTER Darcy?  
  
HELENA: Can I just interject here that I'm not actually Lucy Honeychurch either?  
  
COLIN: Also, his name is Fitzwilliam. Which is why he prefers to go by "Mister."  
  
GEOFFREY: I can't believe that this Darcy/Darcy thing never came up in our meetings of The Society of British Actors Excluded from Harry Potter.   
  
HELENA: Oh, DEAR GOD. GET OVER IT. We don't have room for EVERY ACTOR IN THE UNITED KINGDOM. Also, YOU'RE ACTUALLY AUSTRALIAN.  
  
COLIN: I'll have you know that we welcome all people with accents who feel excluded from the most prolific franchise Great Britain has ever produced.  
  
HELENA: Fine. Fine. Whatever. I've been hearing about this for years. Do you know many times Hugh Grant has rung me and hung up? Get over it. Start talking about my outfit.  
  
GEOFFREY: It's terribly PLAID.  
  
COLIN: It's incredibly YOU.  
  
HELENA: You should have seen what I wore earlier!  
  
![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2010/10/95782_105870335.jpg "The Kings Speech - Photocall:54th BFI London Film Festival")

  
GEOFFREY: That's even MORE you!  
  
COLIN: And even MORE plaid!  
  
HELENA: Never let it be said that I don't have a vision.