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# Please Help Me Understand Elsa Pataky's Terrible Shirt
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/help-me-understand-elsa-patakys-terrible-shirt-11-2019/
- Published: 2019-11-21T20:00:51.000Z
- Updated: 2019-11-21T18:31:54.000Z
- Description: It's an experience.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:07

I almost bypassed this altogether, because Blah Blah Lace Bra Shirt Yawn. What more can I say? How much more can I squawk about visible undergarments? My aneurysms on this subject are becoming tedious. But then I saw a close-up, and it threw a wrench in the mammarial works.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/11/10481508o-1574322183.jpg "Elsa Pataky presents 'KissMas Time' by Women Secret, Madrid, Spain - 20 Nov 2019")

Are those even connected? Is this a) a strapless stick-on bra with a clear connector, and we just can't see it, and they're offset because of how she's standing? Or b) two distinct patches? Or c) shoulder pads who've found a new lease on life?

The side view is even worse:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/11/10481508ae-1574322176.jpg "Elsa Pataky presents 'KissMas Time' by Women Secret, Madrid, Spain - 20 Nov 2019")

It's not a shirt, it's a sartorial sleep mask. Please enjoy Elsa in *Naptime for Nipples*, coming soon to Apple TV+, for a cool $200 million dollars that includes one cameo from Chris Hemsworth, because that's about how sensibly Apple is rolling with this TV lark right now.

###### \[Photos: Shutterstock\]