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# Here Is Gwyneth Paltrow
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/here-is-gwyneth-paltrow-08-2019/
- Published: 2019-08-05T16:00:20.000Z
- Updated: 2019-08-06T02:45:26.000Z
- Description: I will say that her hair looks great.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:07, Gwyneth Paltrow

In the interest of full disclosure, I must confess that I am an avowed Forever Opponent of these sort of dresses, because the Torso Diamond always makes me think you've got them on backwards. HOWEVER! I think Goop's true nemesis here is that she's been asked to pose for this photo against a blank, white wall whilst standing on a plain tile floor. The surroundings -- truly, our ultimate accessory -- are conspiring to wash her out. Take this look and plonk her against an ivy-covered brick wall, or a glistening blue swimming pool, and we'd all be like, "invite me to your party, Gwyneth!!" So, truly, the take-away lesson here is that apparently Gwyneth cannot control everything and she also needs to exert more of an iron fist on the step-and-repeat front.

###### \[Photo: Patrick Lewis/Starpix for Netflix/Shutterstock\]