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# Here Is Your Class of Golden Globes First-Timers
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/here-is-your-class-of-golden-globes-first-timers-12-2025/
- Published: 2025-12-18T15:00:27.000Z
- Updated: 2025-12-18T16:42:55.000Z
- Description: Congrats, folks.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, Schiaparelli, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:31

[View the gallery](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/golden-globes-first-timers/)

I was going to say this is a surprisingly small group of first-timers, but actually, a) the Golden Globes are a big enough event -- and a long-enough running one -- that it's probably NOT actually that much of a shock, and b) I don't think they're all here. For example, Teyana Taylor, Jacob Elordi, Erin Doherty, and Aimee Lou Wood were not present. However, looking into this is how I learned Parker Posey HAS been nominated before: for [*Hell On Heels: The Battle of Mary Kay*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell%5Fon%5FHeels:%5FThe%5FBattle%5Fof%5FMary%5FKay?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), a batshit-seeming TV movie about Mary Kay (Shirley Maclaine) trying to defend her cosmetics empire against a challenger named Jinger Heath (Posey), with... wait for it... Shannen Doherty as the "off-center beauty" somehow caught in the middle. Say it with me: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To whom did she lose? Well, Kim Cattrall, as Samantha Jones. FAIR.

###### \[Photos: Gilbert Flores/Penske Media via Getty Images\]