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# Here's a Photo of Joan Collins as a Nun
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/heres-a-photo-of-joan-collins-as-a-nun-11-2020/
- Published: 2020-11-04T19:00:35.000Z
- Updated: 2020-11-03T23:46:00.000Z
- Description: Not very believable tbh.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:15

Joan Collins does NOT have what I'll call Devoted Nun Face. She does, however, have Woman Disguised as a Nun for *Reasons* Face. Per Informative Caption, this is a shot from a movie called *Sea Wife,* which apparently also starred Richard Burton, and [the Wiki entry for which is A RIDE](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea%5FWife?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)! There's a deserted island, and someone *does* get eaten by a shark. I sort of want to watch it now?

FUN FACT: "Sensing early during shooting that the film would wind up a dud, Burton concentrated his energies on two objectives: Joan Collins, who rejected his advances, and drinking, to fight insomnia. Yet despite waking every morning at 5 am with a terrible hangover, he was still able to contribute a full day's work." INSPIRING! Especially today.

###### (Photo by ullstein bild/ullstein bild via Getty Images)