Kiersey Clemons in Ferragamo
Kiersey is dressed as someone who lives at an asylum and is waiting for someone to lace up her Restrictive Art Smock so she can enjoy painting her feelings.
Unfortunately, no one there knew how to tie this up properly, so she is now an escapee.
Jackie Cruz in Paule Ka
These are supposed to be high-waisted pants, and she's wearing them as low-riders, right? It has to be. Also that's a bikini top. IT HAS TO BE, ONCE AGAIN. If neither of these things are true, then I have to assume the designer was hallucinating while sketching.
Madeline Brewer in Ferragamo
This is the better version of that outfit.
Lucy Boynton in Rodarte
This is one of the outfits Lili Reinhart wore for the Rodarte lookbook, and it is more effective when the wearer does not appear to be skidding on a freshly waxed floor. However, it also looks like a child's bedding.
Patrick Schwarzenegger
Earlier, I noted that we needed to let go of the Person Who Pretends Their Private School Uniform Isn't Cool But Secretly Loves How They Look In It once we are out of that age bracket, and it works for dudes AND ladies. He looks totally absurd. It's also possible he thought he was going to be standing behind a table all night.
Ben Platt
"Harry Styles makes it look so easy."
Melanie Liburd
I'm gonna go ahead and say there are THREE drawstrings too many in this photo
Maddie Hasson
Oh, no. Between the shoes, the visible navel, and the two metal things that kind of want us to worry that she has VERY heavy piercings, this whole thing gives me the glumps
Dove Cameron in Ralph & Russo
This is very pretty, and looks like she got her period at a house party and borrowed someone's grandmother's shawl
Eris Baker
I want to keep the shoes and the blazer, and start over so that it doesn't swallow her whole
Shantel VanSanten
Why is this happening to her?
Ashley Madekwe in Dior
People are REALLY getting high on their accessories supply these days. The socks and the belt are both totally beside the point here.
Maude Apatow in Batsheva
I have not loved this line, but boy, I like this better than any single thing Ferragamo put on its guests.
Peyton List
We need to start by removing the tie-belt. Let the blazer hang open and see if it works. If it doesn't, BURN IT and buy a better coat and just throw THAT on over your outfit.
Zoey Deutch
This is a scrolldown for me, because the platform soles seem SO clunky, but otherwise she looks super and is the clear star here. My hair is getting problematic, and I don't want to cut it beceause I think I look terrible that way, but I ALSO fear it needs what I refer to as a serious dead-heading. Zoey is not helping my restraint.