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# Fug the Waxwork: Wills and Kate, Part 2
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/hideous-moments-in-illustrative-royals-history-part-2-07-2014/
- Published: 2014-07-02T21:00:39.000Z
- Updated: 2014-07-03T20:00:12.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, royalty, waxworks, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

Remember how [Madame Tussauds had a really good William and Kate Waxwork](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/well-played-madame-tussauds-04-2012/)? Well, apparently someone took a spin through the museum and decided, "that looks too realistic. Let's redo it and totally screw it up." AND ERGO BEHOLD:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/451591000.xml "Prince William and Kate Middleton Madame Tussauds Waxworks")](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/are-you-fug/)

The William was, as Heather said previously, "mildly wonkus" and he's still mildly wonkus but in a different direction. Now he kind of looks like if a waxwork of Prince William were possessed by the spirit of Paul Walker (forever in our hearts). I guess he's the same percentage of wonkus, but now they just made him look more like a bro. But they took a Kate that totally looked like Kate and unKated her. It's like one of the bigwigs got drunk at a holiday party and was like, "youknowwhat? THIS IS TOO GOOD. Can we make this LESS SUCCESSFUL? THANKS." First of all: Kate would never carry a clutch that large to a formal event, like, DUH, take a twirl through my archives, Madame Tussauds. But more importantly: her face now looks like a vaguely cute girl who once played a tertiary role on a now-canceled Disney Channel show. Like if Lifetime decided to remake[ their Wills and Kate movie](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-the-fromage-william-and-kate-04-2011/) but Camilla Luddington was like, "once was enough," and this kid whizzed past the execs on a scooter as they stepped out of their meeting and they were like, "HEY COME BACK, yeah, close enough."

In short: updated waxworks a downgrade. ZERO STARS.

\[Photo: Getty\]