"The Carrie Diaries" Premiere

For one hot, glorious, shining moment I thought this was a cape. Like, a crazy cape/crop-top combo. We'd call it the CapeTopCrop. The CaToCro, for short. And we would spend ALL YEAR bemoaning it. "CaToCros are NOT tops and NOR ARE THEY CAPES!" we would wail.

"The Carrie Diaries" Premiere - Side View

Alas, it's actually a dress with TREMENDOUS cut-outs AND enormous sleeves, the kind of sleeves you could use as a parachute should someone push you out of a plane (as they might).

"The Carrie Diaries" Premiere

At least her extensions are nice and shiny.

Screening Of "Seven Psychopaths"

Aw, man. I had that bodysuit back in the day. Just looking at it, I smell the Zima and hear the Third Eye Blind. Thanks for making me feel young again, girl.

High Fug Musifug

Oh, VANESSA. I love you. You WILL be the first-ever repeat Fug Madness winner. I beseech you to attempt the Back To Back. Come on! Do it! You have five months to go. BRING OUT THE BIG GUNS (lace pants).