Giorgio Armani - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
I suspect we're going to see MANY of these gowns on celebs in the coming year.
Giorgio Armani - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
But hopefully NONE of this. The dress might be fine but Dress Over Pants, man. IT WILL NOT DIE.
Giorgio Armani - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
I pray whoever wears this hoiks it up a wee tad. It's far too nip-adjacent for my tastes.
Giorgio Armani - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
Anna Kendrick will wear this and I will dislike it on her.
Giorgio Armani - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
Nicole Richie will trot this one out and somehow manage to pull it off.
Giorgio Armani - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
Blanchett will try this one, but someone younger will actually end up wearing it. Perhaps Anne Hathaway.
Giorgio Armani - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
Ooh, I might like this one better.
Giorgio Armani - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
It's not Armani if they don't show us a few options for high-powered agents to wear to the office on days when they really want to crush it.
Giorgio Armani - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
Ditto.
Giorgio Armani - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
This is gorgeous. Someone get this on a redhead. Julianne Moore? Jessica Chastain? PLEASE send this to Jessica Chastain!
Giorgio Armani - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
You can toss this in my giant and ever-growing Emma Stone Photocall Lookbook pile.
Giorgio Armani - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
"SWINTON, seen here wearing an Armani coat as she runs into Duane Reade to buy nail polish remover, was recently elected President of the Universe."
Giorgio Armani - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
This is also groovy and cool in a way that very few actresses can actually pull off without looking like they're trying too hard. Hopefully someone will manage.
Giorgio Armani - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
The v-neck version of this is really cute. Anna Kendrick, do this one instead.
Giorgio Armani - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
Please, no one do this one. You'll look like a woman who just walked through a very expensive web.
Giorgio Armani - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
I LOVE this. I am in love with this. Please, someone wear this to the Oscars. Actually, Hathaway IS presenting, and she's had a great luck in Armani -- who did the best of her dresses that night she was host and changed nine times. With her cropped hair, wouldn't this be fab?
Giorgio Armani - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
This just looks like two wholly different dresses crammed together. They go about as well as peanut butter and dish soap.
Giorgio Armani - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
A palate cleanser. This is for someone attending the Oscars who wants to look nice but not draw too much focus from the nominees. Maybe Halle Berry? She's also presenting and I think this color might be good on her.
Giorgio Armani - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
I can't figure out what the material in this skirt consists of. I think it just LOOKS like flannel, or very slightly fuzzy.
Giorgio Armani - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
Stick it in the Blanchett pile. You know she's popping by later.