Armani Prive Runway: Fall 2015 Couture
One problem with me is, I'm suggestible. So this model's shared haircut with Rose McGowan makes me think, "Oh, Rose McGowan might wear that blouse," and then i can't go any other way. Although I'm sure it goes without saying that Cate Blanchett is a candidate to wear just about anything.
Armani Prive Runway: Fall 2015 Couture
This kind of feels like a Crayola Color Wonder version of something by Elie Saab.
Armani Prive Runway: Fall 2015 Couture
MAYBE Blake would put this on? The fringe is kind of fun, at least.
Armani Prive Runway: Fall 2015 Couture
Totally Cate, right? Parenthetically, she could put her name on any shitty product and call it Totally Cate and I would probably buy it just to see.
Armani Prive Runway: Fall 2015 Couture
Pipe cleaners on steroids.
Armani Prive Runway: Fall 2015 Couture
And this is that last dress on yet more steroids. Although I also very much want someone to wear it, because it would be so much more interesting than usual.
Armani Prive Runway: Fall 2015 Couture
This whole color palette is Sidewalk Chalk.
Armani Prive Runway: Fall 2015 Couture
I wish the waist on this wasn't so very like a drawstring bag.
Armani Prive Runway: Fall 2015 Couture
Hey, a Waist Scrunchie!
Armani Prive Runway: Fall 2015 Couture
Back to the suggestibility: THIS one feels like Anne Hathaway to me, and I think that's because it reminds me of how she went all experimental on us during the Les Mis press tour. This would/will look TERRIBLE on her.
Armani Prive Runway: Fall 2015 Couture
Freida Pinto would look smashing in this, no?
Armani Prive Runway: Fall 2015 Couture
My backstory for this is, the shirt that was supposed to go under the fringed cape didn't get finished,so they just tied it up and hoped for the best.
Armani Prive Runway: Fall 2015 Couture
Listen, it's crazy, but it also looks cozy.
Armani Prive Runway: Fall 2015 Couture
I just noticed that this is a dress over pants. A TOTALLY POINTLESS dress over pants.
Armani Prive Runway: Fall 2015 Couture
Do I want to wear it? No. Do I maybe want to hug it, and many of its brethren? Yes.
Armani Prive Runway: Fall 2015 Couture
Everything is wrong with the top of this, which is SUCH A WASTE of a nice skirt. I... seriously really violently dislike the bodice.
Armani Prive Runway: Fall 2015 Couture
For when I march into the boardroom and fire them all and replace them with people who WILL do my bidding.
Armani Prive Runway: Fall 2015 Couture
I can't really see this on anyone, I'll be honest.
Armani Prive Runway: Fall 2015 Couture
Let's see, who would be more interesting if she were a fuchsia bird. Selena Gomez?
Armani Prive Runway: Fall 2015 Couture
SOMEONE didn't finish her needlepoint.
Armani Prive Runway: Fall 2015 Couture
If I'm being honest, I REALLY hope this ushers in an era of pantalunacy, just because I'm SO READY to talk about something other than sheers.
Armani Prive Runway: Fall 2015 Couture
I decided we should finish on a funky blazer, because it cheers me.