Balmain: Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2017
If this hasn't already been one of Kim's many leotardian sheers, it soon will be. Right? Oh, KIMBERLY.
Balmain: Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2017
This is also pure Kim: High-waisted pants and a duster and then boobs. The only thing she'd like better is if they were leggings.
Balmain: Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2017
I also predict this coat on one or all of them come winter.
Balmain: Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2017
Hmm. Kourtney? I mean, I keep wanting to say Kim for everything, but she can't wear ALL of it. CAN SHE?
Balmain: Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2017
Kris. Although I'm not going to lie: I'm rooting for Kanye. He'd wear it with ripped jeans.
Balmain: Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2017
Kylie, right?
Balmain: Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2017
DON'T DO IT KIMBERLY.
Balmain: Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2017
She'd also probably wear this. They all would. THEY ARE ALL BALMAIN BAIT. Or vice-versa?
Balmain: Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2017
Let's go with Kourtney here. She is kind of the forgotten Kard sometimes -- perhaps because she seems, at times, like she's actually just being a regular parent -- but she's got just as many fug tendencies.
Balmain: Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2017
There is netting here, but using the skin as part of the pattern is a little Silence of the Lambs for me. They might all pass here and leave it for someone who will turn it into a dress for no good reason. Like Ciara.
Balmain: Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2017
Kris.
Balmain: Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2017
One of the main trio. I might go Khloe, just to be different.
Balmain: Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2017
DELIVER ME LORD. You think I'm going to say Kim, but I actually think Kourtney.
Balmain: Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2017
Kendall. Boob patches REALLY strike me as Kendall.
Balmain: Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2017
Kendall again.
Balmain: Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2017
I could see Kendall in this, too, but I think she might take off the sleeves.
Balmain: Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2017
I'm going to depart and say Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, because I once saw her in a striped Balmain jumpsuit and so WHY NOT.
Balmain: Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2017
Kimberly, LET'S NOT.
Balmain: Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2017
Kendall.
Balmain: Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2017
Strangely, I'm thinking this will command someone nearly infallible, like Karlie Kloss.
Balmain: Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2017
That's almost normal which means I'm sure there's some hidden trap door or something. It's also too regular for the Jenndashians, so let's say Selena Gomez in her eventual return to action.
Balmain: Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2017
Lord. Does Kate Hudson wear Balmain?
Balmain: Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2017
Kendall.
Balmain: Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2017
Real talk: Naomie Harris would look GREAT in this.
Balmain: Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2017
Ugh. Gigi Hadid, maybe? It's too colorful for Kimbo.
Balmain: Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2017
Although this is also, and yet I could see her being SO TEMPTED to give those boob cups a run for their money.
Balmain: Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2017
I won't lie: I kind of want Beyonce to saunter around in this.
Balmain: Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2017
Demi Lovato LOVES square shoulders, but.... I'm going to say Kylie tries this, zipped, sans pants.