Roberto Cavalli Fall 2014 RTW
Satan's concubines have SUCH a big wardrobe budget these days.
Roberto Cavalli Fall 2014 RTW
I do enjoy the drama, though. It's all turtlenecks and fierceness and tassels.
Roberto Cavalli Fall 2014 RTW
That is so Klum to me, right down to how the model's breast is escaping.
Roberto Cavalli Fall 2014 RTW
This is a softer, prettier, more delicate version, which means Heidi SHOULD wear this one but won't.
Roberto Cavalli Fall 2014 RTW
Steven Tyler will cherish this.
Roberto Cavalli Fall 2014 RTW
Those pants are actually pretty neat, except for how they foot-gobble.
Roberto Cavalli Fall 2014 RTW
Hmm. Vanessa Hudgens.
Roberto Cavalli Fall 2014 RTW
That's a pretty pattern -- this whole line might actually be The Vanessa Hudgens Collection.
Roberto Cavalli Fall 2014 RTW
Except for this. Too severe for her. It's a great blue, though.
Roberto Cavalli Fall 2014 RTW
MORE Steven Tyler. I amend my earlier statement: This is the Steven Hudgens Klum Collection.
Bottega Veneta - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
And then we get into relaxing, floaty cocktail dresses, which none of those three will wear, unless Steven Tyler is more interesting than I thought.
Bottega Veneta - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
What is going on here? Under one of those brown leather spots, there is... a protrusion. That can't be on purpose, can it? I'm so distracted.
Bottega Veneta - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
I want this to be a touch less muddy.
Bottega Veneta - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
Kidman, Cannes, daytime.
Bottega Veneta - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
This is one of those things that, say, Reese Witherspoon will be photographed wearing for a simple lunch at a diner, which will make me want to rethink myself AGAIN.
Bottega Veneta - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
Are you pregnant? Do you want to distract people from your midsection until you're ready to announce it? Then I have your dress.
Bottega Veneta - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
I can't say for sure that this is PRETTY, but it's fun to watch in this context.
Bottega Veneta - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
Dipped in MURDER.
Bottega Veneta - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
I like the rainbow version a lot, though. For now. As always I reserve the right to revert into being a crabby crank.
Bottega Veneta - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
That's So Kruger
Bottega Veneta - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
This is both cool and feels somewhat inspired by Charlie Brown.
Bottega Veneta - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Autumn/Winter 2014
Lupita! Actually a lot of these would work on her, like that rainbow-y one. Everything freaking works on her.