Chanel Couture, July 2014: Kendall Jenner
Well, she has the sleepy-eyed model thing down, I guess although I kind of prefer the Karlie Kloss/Cara Delevingne/Coco Rocha "You don't know if I'm going to stab you or kiss you" look. As for the outfit... that is one mangy blanket.
Chanel Couture, July 2014
This is the beach wedding where everyone privately rolls their eyes.
Chanel Couture, July 2014
I mean, right? Everyone is privately thinking, "I'm so happy for her, but she will REGRET THESE CHOICES, and also, the groom is kind of a flake so I might not think the wedding ITSELF is a good idea, and also, I think I saw him making out with the best man last night."
Chanel Couture, July 2014
This is like a very beautifully packaged shaving cream brush.
Chanel Couture, July 2014
The bike shorts under things are so Demi Moore At The Oscars. Please, Whichever Celeb is Eyeing This, resist the shorts. There's a lot of loveliness around them and they only mess things up. I would maybe put this on... Emma Watson.
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Were you looking for a gorilla suit for fun or pleasure? And did you find that the world was sold out of them for a brief period? Now we know why.
Chanel Couture, July 2014
I'm not sure there are any alternate proportions for this that would make it LESS like a fancy bag.
Chanel Couture, July 2014
For some reason I'm thinking Selena Gomez. Although Freida Pinto would rock it.
Chanel Couture, July 2014
I hope we've found Kristen Stewart's next choice.
Chanel Couture, July 2014
Something about that is kind of funky, though. Dakota Johnson was at this show. Maybe she'll whip it out for a 50 Shades premiere in February. Although it doesn't QUITE feel like her? Maybe Beckinsale can get her hands on it.
Chanel Couture, July 2014
That is some festive Christmas tinsel disco realness, and I kind of wish K.Stew would dabble in THAT. Or, like, Elisabeth Moss. Let's give HER some glitz.
Chanel Couture, July 2014
That's a Diane Kruger Joint to me.
Chanel Couture, July 2014
So is this, if Keira Knightley or Emma Stone don't get there first.
Chanel Couture, July 2014
SWINTON YOU MINX.
Chanel Couture, July 2014
The SHORTS. And the SHOES. It goes without saying that these shoes are the death of me -- it's the mixture of the two things I find the most frustrating: flip-flips and neutrality.
Chanel Couture, July 2014
That could be REALLY cool, but it also looks like a display at Z Gallerie.
Chanel Couture, July 2014
Let's face it, Rihanna probably LOVES the bike shorts craze and will be all over it like gravy on turkey.
Chanel Couture, July 2014
I think Elle Fanning would be adorable in that MINUS THE SHORTS ALWAYS.
Chanel Couture, July 2014
Some great work went into the top of this outfit, the rest of which will be UNIVERSALLY unflattering.
Chanel Couture, July 2014
Shoot. That's kind of Elle, too. Maybe she and Dakota can wrestle over both of them.
Chanel Couture, July 2014
I do love a big bridal finish. I hope Tatiana Maslany shows up at the Emmys wearing this and is all, "SNUB THIS, BITCHES."