Chanel Cruise 2014/2015
These are all about lovely patterns used in the most hallucinatory ways. I feel like Cate Blanchett would wear this either with or without pants.
Chanel Cruise 2014/2015
Those look like extremely beautiful hand-painted ceramic trivets, or something. But THE SOCKS. MY GOD THE SOCKS. They don't cover her toe; does that make them NOT socks? Nocks?
Chanel Cruise 2014/2015
I could see someone breaking out those pants with a silk tank top.
Chanel Cruise 2014/2015
I can't even distinguish what some of these pieces ARE.
Chanel Cruise 2014/2015
This is totally Diane Kruger on a cruise, to me. At dinner.
Chanel Cruise 2014/2015
I LOVE all the big bright flowers. I don't love the OUTFIT, but there is a place in my heart for a blouse like that or something.
Chanel Cruise 2014/2015
That is not so much a wine cardigan as a Margarita Swobe.
Chanel Cruise 2014/2015
I've decided that's how I'm going to start wearing my hair. If I thought I could do it, I might not be kidding.
Chanel Cruise 2014/2015
I won't like, I both like that sweater, and would buy it as a bedspread.
Chanel Cruise 2014/2015
I don't hate THAT cardie EITHER. I can't really talk about the rest of it.
Chanel Cruise 2014/2015
I would be SO STUNNED if we didn't see the short version of this on, say, Selena Gomez, or whoever. Although it's possible someone will bust out the whole shebang.
Chanel Cruise 2014/2015
If you cut that off before the pom-poms and pants, I'd be so in.
Chanel Cruise 2014/2015
But I am so OUT on that neckline.
Chanel Cruise 2014/2015
The poor woman was impregnated by a bridal bouquet. We try not to discuss it.
Chanel Cruise 2014/2015
Same old refrain: The pattern on that top would be SO COOL as another garment entirely.
Chanel Cruise 2014/2015
We haven't even discussed the hideous shoes. As for the dress, there is so much cool workmanship in there to such CRACKED OUT effect.
Chanel Cruise 2014/2015
Blanche Devereaux, reporting for duty.
Chanel Cruise 2014/2015
Because there needed to be a harem pants version.
Chanel Cruise 2014/2015
Megan Draper on acid, maybe.
Chanel Cruise 2014/2015
Ooh, the purse!
Chanel Cruise 2014/2015
Yes, please, Karl.
Chanel Cruise 2014/2015
More yes.
Chanel Cruise 2014/2015
I LOVE this -- minus the pants, again, of course. I'm feeling Hailee Steinfeld.
Chanel Cruise 2014/2015
Blanchett, Kruger... man, if Lizzy Caplan could get her hands on something other than Houghton for a while, she'd sell that.
Chanel Cruise 2014/2015
And what are THESE shoes? We don't need elves.
Chanel Cruise 2014/2015
This almost looks like Karl forgot Crystal isn't a plus-size model anymore.
Chanel Cruise 2014/2015
This was actually at the end of the show -- I moved up all the pretty flowers so we could gush about those first -- and it just SCREAMS, 'Yep, I'm out," to me.
Chanel Cruise 2014/2015
The I Dream Of Jeannie Cruise, coming in 2015.
Chanel Cruise 2014/2015
The Blair Waldorf Cruise.
Chanel Cruise 2014/2015
This just makes me laugh. What is Karl DOING.
Chanel Cruise 2014/2015
I wish SWINTON ever wore color.
Chanel Cruise 2014/2015
That's actually really pretty, and I cannot fathom who would wear it. Annette Bening?
Chanel Cruise 2014/2015
That purse is perfect for dragging around the dead body of the person you accidentally killed in the broom closet.
Chanel Cruise 2014/2015
THOSE ARE ALSO PANTS.
Chanel Cruise 2014/2015
Because what summery season DOESN'T make you want to swaddle yourself in tweed. Also this is adding at least ten pounds to her.
Chanel Cruise 2014/2015
... Better? But still SO SWEATY. Unless you're on an Alaska cruise.
Chanel Cruise 2014/2015
These have Kristen Stewart written all over them.
Chanel Cruise 2014/2015
I am mildly afraid those do too.
Chanel Cruise 2014/2015
"Are you drunk, French, and trying to get through your work day? VOILA."