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Truth time: there is a luxe OTT 80s aura to a lot of this that appeals to me and makes me want to drink tea out of a samovar while wearing it.
Chanel Métiers d’art show
Those boots! I SWOON.
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In fact, almost all the shoes in this collection are GLORIOUS.
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I assume someone is going to wear this jacket on The Royals. If they can afford it. (The E! series, not the baseball team. Although I would support that as well.) Additionally: ARE THOSE BLOOMERS?
Chanel Métiers d’art show
All of these, so far, are tailor made for swanning about the house, making dramatic proclamations.
Chanel Métiers d’art show
I hope Kristen Stewart just shows up wearing this ENTIRE THING to her next event.
Chanel Métiers d’art show
If they ever make a period-appropriate Scruples, these costumes are going to be PERFECT.
Chanel Métiers d’art show
For all for $15,000 Housecoat Needs.
Chanel Métiers d’art show
Okay, but THIS coat is GLORIOUS.
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As is this blazer, honestly.
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Hey, look! It's a handsome dude in a good coat!
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Hey, look! It's the sartorial rendering of what happens when CHRISTMAS TURNS ON YOU.
Chanel Métiers d’art show
This is a melange of HOLIDAY CRAZY.
Chanel Métiers d’art show
Is it wrong that I laughed at her ear-muffs (headphones?) made of Heidi braids?
Chanel Métiers d’art show
Let's just pretend that's a pencil skirt and not what I fear; THE DREADED LADY BREECHES.
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This coat is also tremendous.
Chanel Métiers d’art show
Is it weird that I want to put this coat on Kate Middleton? She'd look divine!
Chanel Métiers d’art show
Unlike a lot of Chanel lately, I actually feel like this line has a lot in it for older women, who might be more likely to have the cash to splash out for it.
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I also kind of dig these pants.
Chanel Métiers d’art show
God bless Kurt.
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These are ALSO lovely trousers. What if Miley just decided that after a year of no pants to go ALL LADYLIKE PANTS?
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Here's your Classic Chanel Jacket, ladies.
Chanel Métiers d’art show
I feel like I can see this on Emma Stone.
Chanel Métiers d’art show
And Diane Kruger will rock this, against all odds.
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I hope Lady Gaga wears this. It's so SHAPELESS AND COZY, which is the opposite of her usual.
Chanel Métiers d’art show
PLEASE LET THAT BE A SKIRT.
Chanel Métiers d’art show
That coat is GLORIOUS but perhaps not so glorious that you should skip wearing ANYTHING ELSE.
Chanel Métiers d’art show
And that one's a bathrobe, right?
Chanel Métiers d’art show
This is FULL ON LUNACY in a way I treasure.
Chanel Métiers d’art show
Whereas this is just lunacy.
Chanel Métiers d’art show
And this is straight out of Lanz nightgown's collection and not even Cara is selling it.
Chanel Métiers d’art show
This. Is. Hideous.
Chanel Métiers d’art show
Hey, Kendall! Don't loan those shorts to Kim.
Chanel Métiers d’art show
But I'd pay actual money to see Kim Kardashian modeling THIS.
Chanel Métiers d’art show
This is sort of like what would happen if QE2 accidentally took acid and redesigned her guards' gear.
Chanel Métiers d’art show
I am into this sweater.
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THUMBS DOWN.
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Also winging its way to Kruger.
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Someone will wear this and I will be VERY mean about it.
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This dude looks SO EXCITED about this Salzburg Music Festival costume.
Chanel Métiers d’art show
Whereas this adorable moppet is like, "I HATE YOU ALL. SO MUCH."
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Can someone tell me why this guy looks so familiar -- oh my god, I just figured it out. He looks like Mark-Francis from Made in Chelsea.
Chanel Métiers d’art show
As a deeply preppy human, I kind of want to drink hot toddies in all of these sweaters. Including this one.
Chanel Métiers d’art show
THIS IS AWFUL. I can't WAIT for someone to wear it.
Chanel Métiers d’art show
In case you were wondering where to get an embroidered leather capelet.
Chanel Métiers d’art show
I should just cut and paste the words, "also this coat is great" again and again.
Chanel Métiers d’art show
For Kiki Dunst on a slouchy day.
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!!!!!!!!!
Chanel Métiers d’art show
I just noticed this is Stella Tennant. Right?
Chanel Métiers d’art show
Give this to Hailee Steinfeld and hope for the best.
Chanel Métiers d’art show
I actually LOVE this, but not for real life. In a purely theoretical way.
Chanel Métiers d’art show
"Send four of THESE to Fraulein Maria..."
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"And seven of these to Diane Kruger."
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RUFFLES!
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May I again remind you how great these shoes are?
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Stripped of the folderol, this dress is pretty great.
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This one is NOT.
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This coat is pretty breathtaking, honestly.
Chanel Métiers d’art show
DEAR GOD PLEASE LET SOMEONE WEAR THIS HAT SOMEWHERE.
Chanel Métiers d’art show
Sofia Coppola, you can wear this to Cannes.
Chanel Métiers d’art show
Julianne Moore, here's your SAGs dress. (Please don't.)
Chanel Métiers d’art show
Kendall is kind of pulling this off.
Chanel Métiers d’art show
But no better show close than some side-eye from Cara Delevingne.