Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2014-2015
As you probably heard, Karl created a very chic Chanel market for his runway show this week. I wish I'd been there when he had this revelation, because how did it even happen? You know Karl Lagerfeld doesn't do his own grocery shopping.
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2014-2015
Awkward. I am actually wearing this right now. The pearls are choking me.
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2014-2015
I would pay SWINTON to wear this to something. It's like a sartorial salute to the Rose Parade.
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2014-2015
I wish she'd been walking down the runway in this, eating some of the jam pictured behind her with a spoon, Joey Tribbiani-style.
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2014-2015
Rihanna was at this show, and Rihanna will wear that necklace.
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2014-2015
I also just remembered that Kristen Stewart is doing a Chanel campaign this year -- she wasn't in attendance, because (I believe) she is shooting a movie at the moment -- so it'll be fun to chose which of these she'll pop up wearing. I think Dior: Jennifer Lawrence :: Chanel : Kristen Stewart.
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2014-2015
This is flat-out crazy heinous. It's like if Blerta went high fashion.
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2014-2015
But I secretly love this. Is that so wrong? It's so wacky and cheerful!
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2014-2015
This really is for when Blerta gets her meds adjusted and is, finally, happy.
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2014-2015
Cut two feet off the hem, and Stewart probably will wear this (and wear it fairly well).
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2014-2015
Well, now I'm sad.
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2014-2015
Those sleeves are aggressively ruffled to a 1980s Ice Dancer level.
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2014-2015
Diane Kruger could probably rock this.
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2014-2015
Are these....culottes? Because if so, I need to just go away for a long, long time. Like maybe forever.
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2014-2015
This is the point in the show where someone came running into Karl's office and reminded him that he needs to make something for the rich old ladies who are the majority of his actual in-store buyers.
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2014-2015
These shoes are kind of awesome, also. If I were a rich old lady, I might buy some.
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2014-2015
And those sunglasses are also great.
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2014-2015
I am kind of confused about what this girl is actually supposed to be doing. Like, where is this woman going? Did she just forget to take off her skirt before heading to the gym?
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2014-2015
This coat is fabulous.
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2014-2015
This is so poofy! If you get drunk and fall over, you'll be totally fine.
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2014-2015
I can also see this on Kruger.
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2014-2015
in case you were wondering what to do with your candy necklace.
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2014-2015
This barely even looks good on the model, which is never a good sign.
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2014-2015
Rihanna will probably ALSO wear this. She is basically the only person who could pull it off.
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2014-2015
Uh, I like the turtleneck?
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2014-2015
I enjoy that her story is that she's shopping only for purses.
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2014-2015
SO many exorbitant pajama bottoms!
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2014-2015
Who doesn't need brand new holey Chanel leggings for thousands of thousands of dollars? Why NOT buy those instead of just wearing the holey leggings you already have? CONSPICUOUS CONSUMPTION IS SO HOT FOR FALL.
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2014-2015
All that being said, Karl can make a koat.
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2014-2015
THAT is a knapsack.
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2014-2015
And this is just cozy.
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2014-2015
It literally took me several minutes to realize that's her midriff and not a part of the shirt.
Chanel: Runway - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2014-2015
For those days when you wish your thighs looked bigger.