Dior Fall 2014 Haute Couture
I was SO CONCERNED those were giant pant legs, but I think they're just ugly skirt poofs. And they are. So. Ugly. AND you can file that under: Wallpaper Samples, Bad. Please nobody even WHISPER of this dress's existence to Jennifer Lawrence.
Dior Fall 2014 Haute Couture
That's more like it.
Dior Fall 2014 Haute Couture
That is... significantly less like it. Oh, God, Marion, I'm frightened.
Dior Fall 2014 Haute Couture
Totally basic and boring and a possibility for Lawrence OR Natalie Portman, but not weird enough for Marion Cotillard, methinks.
Dior Fall 2014 Haute Couture
That is one seriously pretty day dress. It will turn up at a photocall somewhere. It has to, right?
Dior Fall 2014 Haute Couture
I only included this for the coat. I am a sucker for a Coat of Drama.
Dior Fall 2014 Haute Couture
Oh dear God, that skirt. It's so 80s prom. Send this to Alexa Chung to die.
Dior Fall 2014 Haute Couture
A MUCH better use of that wallpaper.
Dior Fall 2014 Haute Couture
That has potential, too. Maybe on, say, Keri Russell.
Dior Fall 2014 Haute Couture
DO IT, someone. Maybe not Lawrence, though. Her makeup team let me down at this show and I think she needs GREAT face to carry it. Marion could wear an orangey lip.
Dior Fall 2014 Haute Couture
Pretty detail, but I don't like how it stops.
Dior Fall 2014 Haute Couture
Eh. Feels like cross-stitch.
Dior Fall 2014 Haute Couture
A nice idea but with SO MUCH ugly seaming in the front.
Dior Fall 2014 Haute Couture
I might be okay with this on Emma Watson. Maybe? I don't love the tank-top look underneath it, and the visible vulva is a bit much, but I mean, it goes without saying that I am always advocating the addition of lining. Right? You know me well enough by now.