Christian Dior S/S17 Cruise Collection Show
(a) This coat is lovely. (b) Is that Caution Tape wrapped around her wrist?
Christian Dior S/S17 Cruise Collection Show
This is an aggressive combination of patterns, but I kind of enjoy it. I can envision it on, say, Emma Watson.
Christian Dior S/S17 Cruise Collection Show
That necklace looks extremely uncomfortable.
Christian Dior S/S17 Cruise Collection Show
I HATE the cut of this vee-neck. It's ALL vee and too much neck.
Christian Dior S/S17 Cruise Collection Show
I think this will look charming when the straps are hoiked up a bit so that no one has to worry about her bits popping out.
Christian Dior S/S17 Cruise Collection Show
I dub this, "will work on Marion Cotillard, will look TERRIBLE on Jennifer Lawrence."
Christian Dior S/S17 Cruise Collection Show
Samesies.
Christian Dior S/S17 Cruise Collection Show
These feel very grunge-adjacent, to the point where I feel like, "just throw it on Winona Ryder and see what happens."
Christian Dior S/S17 Cruise Collection Show
I kind of love this coat. THIS, actually, I can see on J Law.
Christian Dior S/S17 Cruise Collection Show
I'd like to see this one on Emma Stone.
Christian Dior S/S17 Cruise Collection Show
Hard pass. For everyone.
Christian Dior S/S17 Cruise Collection Show
But let's give this to Lupita! (She does love a sternum, and this one is well-deployed.)
Christian Dior S/S17 Cruise Collection Show
This dress matches the runway, which I believe matches a wallpaper at Blenheim, which means...I WANT IT.
Christian Dior S/S17 Cruise Collection Show
Kiernan Shipka was at this show, and I can see her trying this out.
Christian Dior S/S17 Cruise Collection Show
Rihanna is Dior-affiliated, and I'd love to see her pop up in something like this.
Christian Dior S/S17 Cruise Collection Show
Are those pants? If they put this on Jennifer Lawrence, I shall toss myself out a plate glass window.
Christian Dior S/S17 Cruise Collection Show
Yes to the wallpaper print. PLEASE to the wallpaper print.
Christian Dior S/S17 Cruise Collection Show
SOMEONE will wear this, and it will be conveniently water-resistant.
Christian Dior S/S17 Cruise Collection Show
Julianne Moore totally just placed an order for this.
Christian Dior S/S17 Cruise Collection Show
Somewhere, the Missonis are like, "um, wait, hold up one second."
Christian Dior S/S17 Cruise Collection Show
This jacket is actually, I think, really beautiful.
Christian Dior S/S17 Cruise Collection Show
I can see this on Mia Wasikowska, right?
Christian Dior S/S17 Cruise Collection Show
I secretly dig these goofy pants.
Christian Dior S/S17 Cruise Collection Show
Paging Kristen Stewart.
Christian Dior S/S17 Cruise Collection Show
This color might prove to be challenging. I might like to see J Lo try this, though. She can wear this yellow shade, and it would be fun to see her in something so subdued.
Christian Dior S/S17 Cruise Collection Show
I love this dress. Can we give it to Michelle Dockery?
Christian Dior S/S17 Cruise Collection Show
Just as I am ignoring the necklaces here, so am I ignoring the ribbon attachment on the blazer. People are totally going to remove that/tie it, in real life, right?
Christian Dior S/S17 Cruise Collection Show
SERIOUS BUSINESS DIOR.
Christian Dior S/S17 Cruise Collection Show
This feels very pleasantly posh to me.
Christian Dior S/S17 Cruise Collection Show
I'd place this one on Emma Watson.
Christian Dior S/S17 Cruise Collection Show
I actually might also put this one on Rihanna. Apparently, I am jonsing for Rihanna to have a Quirky Preppy phase.
Christian Dior S/S17 Cruise Collection Show
GLORIOUS. I'm keeping this one for myself.
Christian Dior S/S17 Cruise Collection Show
This is inching closer to Futuristic Dental Hygienist than I personally enjoy.
Christian Dior S/S17 Cruise Collection Show
Jennifer Lawrence will be given this. Mark my words. (It might work on her, actually.)
Christian Dior S/S17 Cruise Collection Show
A sidebar to note that those shoes are cute.
Christian Dior S/S17 Cruise Collection Show
Somewhere, Anne Shirley sighs over those sleeves. But in the world of actual living human, the only person I know who might be able to make them seem reasonable is Solange.
Christian Dior S/S17 Cruise Collection Show
Oh, the 90s. You are back indeed.