Christian Dior Fall 2015 Runway
This is totally cute, right? I might slice off the turtleneck, but it's not a dealbreaker. Dior! Way to go. I'm sure this means someone other than J.Law will wear it.
Christian Dior Fall 2015 RTW
I don't hate this either. The shape might not be universally good, but hey, it's not hideous and it doesn't look uncomfortable.
Christian Dior Fall 2015 RTW
This season people are VERY MUCH into the Pleather Bootaloon look.
Christian Dior Fall 2015 RTW
I'm not sure why there's a peekaboo hole. It doesn't really add anything to the proceedings except confusion.
Christian Dior Fall 2015 RTW
Just... NOBODY TOUCH THIS. Okay? Nobody.
Christian Dior Fall 2015 RTW
I guess we are in the Do Not Touch portion of events. That was fast.
Christian Dior Fall 2015 RTW
I mean... what?
Christian Dior Fall 2015 RTW
I have no idea what's happening in the collar region. Is this actually finished?
Christian Dior Fall 2015 RTW
This looks like some weird photonegative of someone's golf course blueprint.
Christian Dior Fall 2015 RTW
And I guess this is the heat map version.
Christian Dior Fall 2015 RTW
This is what you get when a four-year old can't be trusted with scissors.
Christian Dior Fall 2015 RTW
Let's just button the coat and call it done, shall we?
Christian Dior Fall 2015 RTW
Ugh, this is so shapeless. Remember the optimism of the first two dresses? Or really, mostly the first one? It's dead.
Christian Dior Fall 2015 RTW
That's a cool pattern, but something about this is making my eyes do the same thing hers are.
Christian Dior Fall 2015 RTW
I think she may have bought this at Restoration Hardware.
Christian Dior Fall 2015 RTW
This fall, dress like an 800-page holiday catalog.
Christian Dior Fall 2015 RTW
Normalcy! Short, short normalcy, but normalcy nonetheless.
Christian Dior Fall 2015 RTW
Sure, okay.
Christian Dior Fall 2015 Runway
Boring and safe and certainly less likely to give me migraines.
Christian Dior Fall 2015 RTW
... well, I like orange? This would be great for decorative gourd season, motherf*ckers. I'M READY. (With apologies to the people in the country who would be ENRAGED about skipping spring and summer entirely.)