
I wish this were just that slim, simple column.

I kind of have a hard time imagining the woman who wants a two-piece bridal gown encompassing both a pencil skirt AND a train.

Jane Fonda, your next wedding ensemble awaits you.

That model could not look more unimpressed.

I'm not in love with the boob cups, but overall this has a flirty princess thing that seems like it would sell well.

Ditto.

I can't believe I'm about to say this, but I wish this were just the high-low mullet skirt.

Perf for your courthouse wedding!

Perf for that wedding you decided to sleepwalk to!

I assume this one is called The Sofia Vergara.

Some of these feel a bit like Christian is trying to reinvent the bridal wheel, when really gowns are already his forte.

I like this conceptually, but does it translate a bit droopy on her?

Can we just trim off the Buff-Puff on the back?

Here's your bestseller, dude.

Ditto.

I also love this and think it will appeal to anyone with a retro streak.

For your courthouse wedding on the set of The Birds.

How many people are getting married in The Birds????!!?

My first thought was, "for the gently pregnant bride."

For the bride who really, really loves J. Lo.

I love this, and I also think it could easily cross over to the red carpet without a fuss.

I know it's a jumpsuit, but I don't hate it as much as I ought to.

Classic Siriano, and, as such, quite beautiful.

I love how much drama this brings.

Totally pretty and will totally sell.

This feels a wee bit over-worked, maybe?

For the Giambattisa Valli mega-fan, but I love it. Maybe not for my fictional wedding, but still.
