Christian Siriano FW15 Look 1
Coat porn, RIGHT OFF THE BAT!
Christian Siriano FW15 Look 2
This feels vageuly Hitchcockian.
Christian Siriano FW15 Look 3
FYI, these are not actually fur, but they WERE fuzzy in person, deliciously so.
Christian Siriano FW15 Look 4
This whole section of coats, in fact, were cozily alluring.
Christian Siriano FW15 Look 5
I'm so cold right now, you guys. So very cold.
Christian Siriano FW15 Look 6
I'd posit that I do not believe this model is pulling off her no-lipstick lipstick.
Christian Siriano FW15 Look 7
I likewise am somewhat concerned about these shoes. Why are they so fuzzy?
Christian Siriano FW15 Look 8
I think this might look great on an icy blonde. January Jones?
Christian Siriano FW15 Look 9
I'm putting this one on Amy Adams. (This dress looked, I think, better in person.)
Christian Siriano FW15 Look 10
This is wacky lunacy that I hope Joan Collins wears to the premiere of The Royals.
Christian Siriano FW15 Look 11
Christina Hendricks probably will wear this and I will have notes about the top on her.
Christian Siriano FW15 Look 12
This seems a bit ace-bandaged adjacent to me.
Christian Siriano FW15 Look 13
That cut of blouse is hard to pull off if you have any bosom at all.
Christian Siriano FW15 Look 14
But this is pretty groovy. It is NOT shorts.
Christian Siriano FW15 Look 15
But these were pants, and they make me sad.
Christian Siriano FW15 Look 16
I am not going to like THIS on Hendricks, either. STAY BACK, CHRISTINA.
Christian Siriano FW15 Look 17
But I LOVE this. Let's get Taylor Swift to give it a whirl.
Christian Siriano FW15 Look 18
This is basically made for Sarah Hyland.
Christian Siriano FW15 Look 19
I don't know how I didn't notice the makeup or lack thereof when I was actually AT this show.
Christian Siriano FW15 Look 20
This also feels very Sarah Hyland-y. Is Sarah Hyland his new muse?
Christian Siriano FW15 Look 21
This is a bit like a sad loofah.
Christian Siriano FW15 Look 22
I wish Christian had done a bit more color this season. These feel like they've got a case of the morbs.
Christian Siriano FW15 Look 23
Zendaya was this show, and I actually think SHE could make this work.
Christian Siriano FW15 Look 24
This felt a bit derivative but I can't quite remember of WHAT. Maybe one of you readers can help job my memory.
Christian Siriano FW15 Look 25
This is VERY dramatic. Let's cover up Heidi Klum in it.
Christian Siriano FW15 Look 26
This feels very thematic. Like, you can basically only wear this to fete celebrating the rise of Autumn.
Christian Siriano FW15 Look 27
This is a good basic? I don't know. This whole line was a bit underwhelming for me. I
Christian Siriano FW15 Look 28
It's disturbing how often I think, "CHRISTINA HENDRICKS, NO."
Christian Siriano FW15 Look 29
Eh.
Christian Siriano FW15 Look 30
This does bring the drama.
Christian Siriano FW15 Look 31
This, though, I think is whimsical and charming.
Christian Siriano FW15 Look 32
And this is fun!
Christian Siriano FW15 Look 33
I SWEAR some of this would have been sold with a red lip. Right?
Christian Siriano FW15 Look 34
Juliette Lewis was also at this how, and I can almost see her pulling this of.
Christian Siriano FW15 Look 35
Christine Baranksi will be wearing this to the Drinks With Broads Gala.
Christian Siriano FW15 Look 36
Eh Part Deux.
Christian Siriano FW15 Look 37
This sort of feels like the vest was a craft project.
Christian Siriano FW15 Look 38
This fabric is VERY on-the-nose for fall.
Christian Siriano FW15 Look 39
Usually, Christian's show is very lively and cheery, but something about it was really melancholy this season.
Christian Siriano FW15 Look 40
Everyone DOES look hotter in sunglasses.
Christian Siriano FW15 Look 41
This is awfully shapeless.
Christian Siriano FW15 Look 42
This is very pretty, however.
Christian Siriano FW15 Look 43
I just...wish this were more lively.
Christian Siriano FW15 Look 44
This fabric is really like the background that your second grade teacher puts up on the bulletin board for October.
Christian Siriano FW15 Look 45
Ditto.
Christian Siriano FW15 Look 46
It's almost costume-y. Which can be great, sometimes, but I can't imagine a celeb wearing this, nor can I imagine a socialite wearing it to a gala or something. So, I am not entirely sure where Christian expects to unload these?