> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # High Fugshion: Christian Siriano Resort 2015 - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/high-fugshion-christian-siriano-resort-2015/ - Published: 2014-06-12T20:00:51.000Z - Updated: 2014-06-13T16:33:29.000Z - Author: Jessica - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37 ## Christian Siriano Resort 2015 ![Christian Siriano Resort 2015 (1)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/siriano-res15-01-02.xml) I feel like this is the collection for those ladies who felt that Donna Karan was just TOO BEIGE TO LIVE. This collection rejects beige ENTIRELY. ## Christian Siriano Resort 2015 ![Christian Siriano Resort 2015 (2)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/siriano-res15-03-04.xml) I actually love both of these, as clothing AND as wallpaper. But the cocktail number is kicky as hell. There are always A LOT of starlets at Siriano's shows, which makes sense. He makes Cheery Photocall Dresses -- and not for nothing is one of the few people who have ALSO Wrangled The Boobs of The Hendricks. ## Christian Siriano Resort 2015 ![Christian Siriano Resort 2015 (3)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/siriano-res15-05-06.xml) I used to have this theory that everyone needs to have a personal style that can be easily defined in two words. Mine was "classic quirky" (it it's less quirky than it used to be because right now I am that age where the wrong kind of quirky makes me look old. Like, when you're very young you can get away like dressing like a crazy old lady, and then when you're very old, you can obviously get away with it, but when you're kind of middle-ish, if you're not careful, you just look bad) and that pencil skirt/crazy coat/white shirt IS Classic Quirky. ## Christian Siriano Resort 2015 ![Christian Siriano Resort 2015 (4)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/siriano-res15-07-08.xml) I feel like those separates would be fab on someone at a photocall. A Fanning. Can we put that on a Fanning? ## Christian Siriano Resort 2015 ![Christian Siriano Resort 2015 (5)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/siriano-res15-09-10.xml) That dress is inching close to Hip Wimple territory, but the yellow pants crack me up. Paging Zosia Mamet. ## Christian Siriano Resort 2015 ![Christian Siriano Resort 2015 (6)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/siriano-res15-11-12.xml) I would have axed both of these looks from this collection. I feel like this is where Tim Gunn would have come in and waved at these with concern. ## Christian Siriano Resort 2015 ![Christian Siriano Resort 2015 (7)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/siriano-res15-13-14.xml) Here too, although the pink and green combo makes my inner preppy weep with joy. ## Christian Siriano Resort 2015 ![Christian Siriano Resort 2015 (8)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/siriano-res15-15.xml) I am never going to be that into something where the skirt starts at this portion on the body. I have accepted this about myself. It just never looks right to my eyeballs. But I love seeing a woman pulling off this color. ## Christian Siriano Resort 2015 ![Christian Siriano Resort 2015 (9)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/siriano-res15-16-17.xml) Yeah, no, still not feeling these minis. Stick to your strength, Christian! You don't see OdlR designing motorcycle pants. ## Christian Siriano Resort 2015 ![Christian Siriano Resort 2015 (10)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/siriano-res15-18-19.xml) That pink day dress might work on someone, though. ## Christian Siriano Resort 2015 ![Christian Siriano Resort 2015 (11)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/siriano-res15-20.xml) This unfortunately feels like [a lesser version of green Lanvin Queen Maxima wore last week.](https://www.gofugyourself.com/royals-round-up-june-6th-2014-06-2014/prince-albert-of-monaco-on-official-visit-in-the-netherlands?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) ## Christian Siriano Resort 2015 ![Christian Siriano Resort 2015 (12)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/siriano-res15-21-22.xml) The dress screams ZOE SALDANA to me and the pants/shirt combo screams LUNATIC. ## Christian Siriano Resort 2015 ![Christian Siriano Resort 2015 (13)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/siriano-res15-23-24.xml) For one sweet glorious minute, I thought that top was a poncho. ## Christian Siriano Resort 2015 ![Christian Siriano Resort 2015 (14)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/siriano-res15-25-26.xml) But that trench is DAMN CUTE. ## Christian Siriano Resort 2015 ![Christian Siriano Resort 2015 (15)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/siriano-res15-27.xml) I feel like this is the moment where Siriano was like, "eff daywear. I don't want to do it anymore. BACK TO GOWNS." ## Christian Siriano Resort 2015 ![Christian Siriano Resort 2015 (16)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/siriano-res15-28.xml) This might be good on the right person. ## Christian Siriano Resort 2015 ![Christian Siriano Resort 2015 (17)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/siriano-res15-29.xml) I think this looks like it's related to [this vintage number that Kate Upton wore.](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fugs-and-fabs-the-uk-premiere-of-the-other-woman-04-2014/the-other-woman-uk-gala-premiere-red-carpet-arrivals-4?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) ## Christian Siriano Resort 2015 ![Christian Siriano Resort 2015 (18)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/siriano-res15-30-31.xml) I LOVE stripes, but these might be too much for me personally? I look forward to your thoughts. ## Christian Siriano Resort 2015 ![Christian Siriano Resort 2015 (19)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/siriano-res15-32.xml) I am also amused by the lady painting in the background. I enjoy that someone had to call her and ask if she wanted to do this. ## Christian Siriano Resort 2015 ![Christian Siriano Resort 2015 (21)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/siriano-res15-34-35.xml) This might even be too much for wallpaper. But I kind of like the idea of some really wacky old ladies sporting either of these looks. ## Christian Siriano Resort 2015 ![Christian Siriano Resort 2015 (22)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/siriano-res15-36-37.xml) And while I wasn't in love with this pattern in the previous slide, the coat and skirt here are RIGHT in my Wheelhouse of Quirk. ## Christian Siriano Resort 2015 ![Christian Siriano Resort 2015 (23)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/siriano-res15-38.xml) I sort of wish this skirt had just COMMITTED. ## Christian Siriano Resort 2015 ![Christian Siriano Resort 2015 (24)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/siriano-res15-39.xml) I DO want to twirl around in that skirt. This is basic, but lovely. ## Christian Siriano Resort 2015 ![Christian Siriano Resort 2015 (25)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/siriano-res15-40.xml) I think this is lovely, and if the top will fit her correctly, Hendricks should pull it for the Emmys. ## Christian Siriano Resort 2015 ![Christian Siriano Resort 2015 (26)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/siriano-res15-41.xml) And I actually kind of like this but can't see it translating to the red carpet successfully. ## Christian Siriano Resort 2015 ![Christian Siriano Resort 2015 (27)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/siriano-res15-42.xml) This would be a BOLD Emmys choice (the Emmys are the next major awards show; they're in August) but it might work on, say, a Kelly Ripa. She LOVES a pattern and she's so perky she can carry one. ## Christian Siriano Resort 2015 ![Christian Siriano Resort 2015 (28)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/siriano-res15-43.xml) I actually almost want someone to wear this because it will be nutty and we're all going to enjoy it. I also want Zosia Mamet to wear this, actually. I can see it. It won't be GOOD on her, but I could see it. ## Christian Siriano Resort 2015 ![Christian Siriano Resort 2015 (29)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/siriano-res15-44.xml) Somewhere, Eva Longoria is like, "WAIT. WHAT. YES. THERE IS SOMETHING OUT THERE I MUST BUY." ## Christian Siriano Resort 2015 ![Christian Siriano Resort 2015 (30)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/siriano-res15-45.xml) I liked this idea better [in the iteration Coco Rocha just wore, I think](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cfdas-well-played-coco-rocha-in-christian-siriano-06-2014/). That said, Coco could pull off a LOT of these. ## Christian Siriano Resort 2015 ![Christian Siriano Resort 2015 (31)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/siriano-res15-46.xml) I like this for a Lady of a Certain Age. BUT NOT HENDRICKS. DON'T, CHRISTINA. DO NOT. [High Fugshion: Christian Siriano Resort 2015I feel like between Fall, Spring, pre-Fall, Resort, Cruise, and whatever else designers are expected to come up with these days, they must spend their workday in a state of constant carpal tunnel and creative fear. That said, I like the idea of coming up with yet more required collections for our amusement: I demand a Coachella Collection, and a Post-Summer (for days when it's still too hot to wear your Fall clothes but you're tired of all your summer clothes, but is different from Pre-Fall because I said so) and a Mid-Winter, which will just be pants with elastic waists because we've all been living on gratins for the last four-months. Until those are put into play, though, let's just enjoy (OR NOT) this one. Unsurprisingly considering the designer, this is the resort collection for the women whose resorts require a lot of formal gowns. \[Photos: Christian Siriano\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/siriano-res15-01-02.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/high-fugshion-christian-siriano-resort-2015-06-2014/)