Christian Siriano SS16 Look 1
This is REAL beige.
Christian Siriano SS16 Look 2
I'd say that these were FAR better in person than they are in photos, but most celebs' outfits only ever live in photos, so....you have to be photogenic, is what I am saying.
Christian Siriano SS16 Look 3
Something about this feels REALLY 90s.
Christian Siriano SS16 Look 4
I'm not even sure what is happening here; I think I was tweeting that I had just spoken to Alicia Silverstone when this bit happened.
Christian Siriano SS16 Look 5
This was kind of great in person, though.
Christian Siriano SS16 Look 6
Christian's new muse is Orange Is The New Black's Samira Wiley, and I actually think she would look gorgeous in this.
Christian Siriano SS16 Look 7
There's always at least ONE look that's all SWINTON/Blanchett.
Christian Siriano SS16 Look 8
I do sometimes think, "no one is going to buy this. What are we even doing?" Not that this is terrible, just that it's been done better elsewhere. Like, to borrow from Peter Gallagher in Center Stage, no one is going to buy your trench unless you do it BEAUTIFULLY.
Christian Siriano SS16 Look 9
Bit this, I think, is lovely.
Christian Siriano SS16 Look 10
What do we think about these wacky sunglasses?
Christian Siriano SS16 Look 11
Sure. This seems sufficiently glamorous for me.
Christian Siriano SS16 Look 12
Ditto, if you can do it without your boob popping out.
Christian Siriano SS16 Look 13
Christian has dressed Uzo Aduba previously -- he did her red Emmy dress last year, which was fab -- and I can see her in this.
Christian Siriano SS16 Look 14
Let's put this on...Sienna Miller. Why not?
Christian Siriano SS16 Look 15
I want, like, Kathie Lee and Hoda to wear these -- identically -- on the fourth hour of Today. It'd be mysterious and amusing.
Christian Siriano SS16 Look 16
Full disclosure: this looked GREAT in person.
Christian Siriano SS16 Look 17
I feel like a lot of these models are styled to look vaguely like Heidi Klum, right?
Christian Siriano SS16 Look 18
Meh.
Christian Siriano SS16 Look 19
This is also a dip into the Swinton pond.
Christian Siriano SS16 Look 20
This seems extremely tactile.
Christian Siriano SS16 Look 21
I keep thinking that the texturing on that shirt reminds me of a grass wallpaper we had in the house in which I grew up, in the 80s.
Christian Siriano SS16 Look 22
But this coat-dress is very cute.
Christian Siriano SS16 Look 23
And if you lose that wacky wrap, so is this. I want, like, Keira Knightley to go there.
Christian Siriano SS16 Look 24
I see what you're going for, but PASS.
Christian Siriano SS16 Look 25
Can really ANYONE pull off the Tube Top Over Oxford? My vote is NO.
Christian Siriano SS16 Look 26
But this is lovely. Lizzy Caplan?
Christian Siriano SS16 Look 27
Hendricks is going to wear this and it's going to make her look like the woman on the prow of a boat.
Christian Siriano SS16 Look 28
I like this for a photocall.
Christian Siriano SS16 Look 29
Emma Stone?
Christian Siriano SS16 Look 30
NO ONE. This feels aggressively Victoria's Secret for Christian.
Christian Siriano SS16 Look 31
I'd like this better, I think, on a personal level, if it didn't have the Car Wash fringe flapping along there on the bottom.
Christian Siriano SS16 Look 32
Again, no thank you.
Christian Siriano SS16 Look 33
PS: We saw a LOT of this sort of shoulder detailing, and it's really not my favorite.
Christian Siriano SS16 Look 34
But this was FANTASTIC in person.
Christian Siriano SS16 Look 35
As was this, if slightly avian.
Christian Siriano SS16 Look 36
If someone were to sport this on the red carpet, I am 100% sure I'd say that she needs a bigger lip.
Christian Siriano SS16 Look 37
"Heidi Klum bait" is what my notes about this read.
Christian Siriano SS16 Look 38
I hate the veil over her eyes, but this dress was also divine in person. I think it suffers from the styling.
Christian Siriano SS16 Look 39
Ditto. They look weirdly eyeless like this, which is not really the look any of us are aiming to reach.
Christian Siriano SS16 Look 40
Kiernan Shipka?
Christian Siriano SS16 Look 41
This is rather tactile, anyway?
Christian Siriano SS16 Look 42
Looking at this at my desk, it feels sort of colorless. Which it didn't in the moment.
Christian Siriano SS16 Look 43
This was bad in person AND here.
Christian Siriano SS16 Look 44
This is better, comparatively.
Christian Siriano SS16 Look 45
These next outfits were, I think, designed for maximum dramatic impact and not totally for sales.
Christian Siriano SS16 Look 46
This feels like Christian PRAYING that T. Swift catches his snap.
Christian Siriano SS16 Look 47
The headwear IS dramatic.
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Wear this AS IT, Hendricks. Just do it!