Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2017
SO delighted by the stripes at this show. Less thrilled by the Bra Over Shirt concept, but what are you gonna do?
Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2017
These sunglasses are ADORABLE, and, honestly, I love those pants.
Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2017
Obviously, I love this.
Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2017
This skirt is so cute and photocall ready.
Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2017
Sure, yes, fine. The them of this show was "Capri," which came through fairly well, I thought.
Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2017
I obviously LONG for those shoes, DEEPLY. (That's me and H all fuzzy in the background, at the end of the row. You cannot tell I was longing for shoes in this shot.)
Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2017
Part of me just wants this model to RIP OFF her dress to reveal the bikini that surely lives underneath.
Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2017
It was at this point that I began to wonder if the show was ALL STRIPES. "Christian," I thought, "did you do this for ME?!?!!?"
Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2017
I'm honestly really worried that Christina Hendricks is going to try to wear this somewhere.
Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2017
This is going to be hard to pull off for basically anyone. I mean, like, Zendaya could do this. But she might be the only woman who can.
Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2017
It's hard to wear a taffeta pantsuit, I fear. Although the color is divine.
Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2017
I am not sure what this IS and I was RIGHT THERE.
Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2017
I long for a celebrity to wear this hat to an event. Michelle Obama wore Siriano to the DNC -- maybe she can wear it for her next event. (Can you imagine? As we inch closer we get to the end of the Obamas tenure in the White House, the wackier Michelle's wardrobe gets? Just for her own amusement.)
Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2017
This is pretty.
Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2017
I wish this didn't have the side cut-outs, but the color is still really lovely.
Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2017
This jacket is patent leather and SO CUTE in person.
Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2017
This was my favorite dress of the entire show.
Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2017
This color is striking. Christian is really REALLY into ruffles right now.
Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2017
In case you need patent leather coats in several colors.
Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2017
If I may be critical for a moment, I do think that some of the fabrics Christian used didn't read as expensively as I am sure they actually were.
Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2017
In person, this is very three-dimension and fringe-y.
Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2017
This is fairly unimpeachable.
Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2017
I AM beginning impeachment proceedings against this, though.
Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2017
And we're full-on removing this one from office.
Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2017
That bag is cute. Christian's accessories are always charming.
Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2017
I actually think, if she can wrangle the girls and have the deep vee here made slightly more shallow, that Hendricks would look divine in this.
Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2017
Sure, fine, whatever.
Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2017
Given Christian's general propensity for fabric bombast, some of these frocks are almost too sparse. This looks great on her, though.
Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2017
This one was CHARMING in person, though.
Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2017
As, actually, was this one -- the length was right, and that length is hard to get perfect.
Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2017
I obviously love this one.
Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2017
Jaimie Alexander of Blindspot was in the front row, and this model even looked like her. Pick one up, Jaimie.
Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2017
This is very wearable. Not a veiled insult, I swear.
Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2017
I'm not sure how I feel about that fringe-y neckpiece. Isn't it itchy on your chin?
Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2017
For when you want your outfit to also literally hypnotize your friends.
Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2017
This was much better in person.
Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2017
As was this; the scarf felt less superfluous in movement, somehow?
Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2017
Yes, that was a poncho.
Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2017
Someone will for sure wear this.
Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2017
Nice, but we've seen it.
Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2017
I do enjoy the blue manicure.
Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2017
And this lining.
Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2017
This feels designed for MAXIMUM DRAMA.
Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2017
This dress moved SPECTACULARLY in person.
Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2017
This is also really lovely -- and, actually, would look nice on Pamela Anderson, who does love to wear white.
Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2017
Is it a sleeve? Is it a cape? I do not know!
Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2017
For your Siriano Bride.
Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2017
For your Siriano Black Widow. All these pants had slits up to the knees, as well.
Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2017
The over-dress on this is actually really good, although I never really dig that shape. I kind of want to see it over jeans.
Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2017
For your Hip-Flap-Loving Bride.
Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2017
I told you Christian is really into ruffles right now.
Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2017
I TOLD YOU. I actually really hope someone wears this to something. It's NUTTY, but it would be fun.