Christopher Kane Fall 2015
This is a weirdly pretty thing. The cut feels ideal for, say, Felicity Jones, even if it looks like extremely chilly veins.
Christopher Kane Fall 2015
But this... is weird as hell.
Christopher Kane Fall 2015
It's like Picasso meets Triplets of Bellville.
Christopher Kane Fall 2015
Blue Man Group porn.
Christopher Kane Fall 2015
If you've seen The Grand Budapest Hotel, this is all starting to remind me of the abomination that Lobby Boy hung in place of "Boy With Apple."
Christopher Kane Fall 2015
Just don't look down, kid. Don't question it.
Christopher Kane Fall 2015
I keep thinking of this as the Dog Bone Sweater.
Christopher Kane Fall 2015
This seems both reasonable and a wee bit unrelated to the rest.
Christopher Kane Fall 2015
Nicole Kidman might not say no to this.
Christopher Kane Fall 2015
I want to see this on someone unexpected who likes unusual things. Like SWINTON.
Christopher Kane Fall 2015
And this is the shapeless bridge between the two.
Christopher Kane Fall 2015
I might rather not see this on anyone. Sienna Miller might disagree with me. Although she's been running with the bigger guys lately.
Christopher Kane Fall 2015
This is very ZAP! WHAM! BLAMMO! to me.
Christopher Kane Fall 2015
Well, I do love green, but that is not going to flatter... anyone, really, is it?
Christopher Kane Fall 2015
I just feel like I'm seeing a lot of velveteen labia right down there.
Christopher Kane Fall 2015
Where is the REST of her five-point harness?
Christopher Kane Fall 2015
And then this feels totally alien to ALL the proceedings. I hope we see it somewhere; a groovy suit with that hint of red would look divine on anyone from Meryl to Cate to, yes, SWINTON. Always SWINTON.