DKNY Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
GOLD. So much gold. It's back for spring, y'all, so get ready.
DKNY Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
These shows always make me want to come to Fashion Week and be super sporty and wear sneakers. It hasn't happened yet. Partly because when I wear sneakers, it doesn't translate as Chic-Sporty; I just look like I've given up.
DKNY Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
I just love these stripes.
DKNY Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
That printed skirt is pretty, too Victoria Justice was at the show, and I could see this ending up on her body.
DKNY Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
It was hot the day of the show. I'm sure this model was like, 'CURSES.'
DKNY Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
Another one for the starlets to seize. I like the purses, also. With just that little hit of color on the straps. Sentences. Choppy. Need. Sleep.
DKNY Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
I just got the "Flashdance" theme song in my head and I don't know why. I'm just going to use this space to say random things to you about how I feel.
DKNY Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
Did you know Sting has composed a Broadway musical about ship-builders? The ads are hilarious. Even the voice-over guy is like, "Composed... by STING?!?"
DKNY Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
Wrapping my pinky toes in Band-Aids has not helped them avoid blisters.
DKNY Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
Someone told me the other day that she knows a girl named Kelly Taylor. I asked if she chose herself. She didn't.
DKNY Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
Our hotel is under construction and there wasn't a proper floor in the lobby until yesterday.
DKNY Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
There is a sandwich shop called Spreads on 30th and Park that makes the BEST fried egg sandwich. There is truffle spread involved. My arteries thank them.
DKNY Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
We don't know when THE ROYAL WE is coming out, but we're guessing it'll be around the time the royal baby does. THANK YOU KATE MIDDLETON.
DKNY Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
I like the pattern on this dress, and thought it was time to say something about the clothes amid all this other word vomit.
DKNY Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
Also a potential Victoria Justice joint.
DKNY Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
I think there was a black version of this, too. Collect them all!
DKNY Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
Rita Ora should wear this, because it'd be so much cuter than 90 percent of the other things she deigns to be seen in publicly.
DKNY Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
That skirt looks like a mustache for your body. It's Fashion Flanders!
DKNY Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
I'm really into sauces right now.
DKNY Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
Nina Dobrev, this is your life.
DKNY Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
The hallway outside my hotel room smells like corned beef hash. I don't know why, as there is no room service, because there is no restaurant nor kitchen (due to the construction). I also don't mind that it smells like corned beef hash. Is that weird?
DKNY Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
I am going to pass out on my face now.