Donna Karan Resort, 2015
I love this top but I would look like a cream puff in this outfit. I WISH YOU BETTER LUCK.
Donna Karan Resort, 2015
This has an Eau de Saldana to me. Why am I always trying to dress Zoe Saldana?
Donna Karan Resort, 2015
I'm just warning you, there is a LOT of oatmeal in this collection.
Donna Karan Resort, 2015
I really wish those knickers were a pencil skirt. That's also the title of my autobiography, by the way.
Donna Karan Resort, 2015
This WOULD be good for having coffee on the deck of the yacht.
Donna Karan Resort, 2015
No one does Slouchy more often than Donna Karan. I feel like if you go to her house, everyone there is wearing these pants and drinking champagne. Even the employees.
Donna Karan Resort, 2015
Lupita, here's a good photocall outfit for you! You're welcome!
Donna Karan Resort, 2015
Susan Sarandon is often at the Donna Karan show and I bet you she has already ordered this whole thing. The pants are concerning to me as a human in the world.
Donna Karan Resort, 2015
This feels a inspired by a night someone was accidentally locked in the storeroom of the local Anthropolgie. I also wish they're used more models of color in this -- I actually think it would have done the collection more favors, because as it is, a lot of the women look washed out in this color. It's actually a bit weird to me, because Donna Karan's shows are always very, very diverse.
Donna Karan Resort, 2015
I am going to have a LOT of thoughts about these sorts of pants, I suspect, and sometimes they will be, "this is better than I thought it might be," and sometimes it will be agonized moaning.
Donna Karan Resort, 2015
I do feel like a lot of this resort season seems to subtly be suggesting that maybe we would feel better if we joined a VERY chic cult?
Donna Karan Resort, 2015
I actually love these pants on the model, but I would PERSONALLY look INSANE in them.
Donna Karan Resort, 2015
I know it's not a cardigan, but this feels like Wine Cardigan time to me.
Donna Karan Resort, 2015
All that being said: THIS IS GREAT. I want to see it on SWINTON. And that coat is DIVINE.
Donna Karan Resort, 2015
And this could be beautiful on someone it doesn't wash out. Actually, I might put this on Lupita again.
Donna Karan Resort, 2015
Do we think these are pants?
Donna Karan Resort, 2015
AT LAST COLOR.
Donna Karan Resort, 2015
This whole section feels kind of like, "glamorous lady sitting at her dressing table, thinking of her lovers."
Donna Karan Resort, 2015
I wish I could see the cami better here. It MIGHT be the one we saw earlier with the Maybe Pants?
Donna Karan Resort, 2015
I suspect this dress is FABULOUS. (I am firmly pro-sparkle.) but I wish we could lose the jacket to find out for sure.
Donna Karan Resort, 2015
I am sort of surprised Klum didn't go for the jumpsuit, to be honest. Right?
Donna Karan Resort, 2015
This model reminds me so much of a Fanning, that I keep thinking this has already been worn BY a Fanning.
Donna Karan Resort, 2015
MORE SHEARLING, which we also saw in the Kors collection. I can't wear anything that reminds me of an Ugg Boot. As cozy as it may be.
Donna Karan Resort, 2015
This jacket is crazy cute.
Donna Karan Resort, 2015
And this is very elegant, though the length might be tricky. I feel it for a redhead. Oh, Julianne Moore, right? Right.
Donna Karan Resort, 2015
"It's LINED," I said aloud to the empty room.
Donna Karan Resort, 2015
This is perfect for the starlet wishing to conceal her pregnancy. Mark my words.
Donna Karan Resort, 2015
Emma Stone? Kirsten Dunst.
Donna Karan Resort, 2015
This also feels like it's in the Wheelhouse of Klum.
Donna Karan Resort, 2015
Is this velvet? Can't be, for resort...right? RIGHT?
Donna Karan Resort, 2015
This has potentially strange proportions and someone is going to show up and look awkward in it, I suspect.
Donna Karan Resort, 2015
It's NOT lined, I groaned to the empty room. If THIS were lined, I would be dying of happiness. One day. We'll get there, people. (OR WILL WE? Maybe we won't. Maybe I will have to -- no. Never surrender.)
Donna Karan Resort, 2015
This is quite elegant, I think.
Donna Karan Resort, 2015
This is the Donna Karan-iest seeming one, to me.
Donna Karan Resort, 2015
Yes, this is the dress we saw on Heidi. I LOVE it.
Donna Karan Resort, 2015
This color seems to require a redhead, again. Who would work, do we think?
Donna Karan Resort, 2015
This might be a lovely wedding dress for your cocktail party wedding?
Donna Karan Resort, 2015
And this IS a full-on wedding gown, right? I must say: I think it's pretty gorgeous. Overall all: stronger ending than beginning, for my tastes. What do you think?