I mean, I PROBABLY wouldn't go out with a branch laid delicately across my dainty bosom but you never can tell.
I mean, this is crazy, but so fun, right? I am really trying to become more eccentric and this will help (it's not a long way to go).
I also feel like SWINTON is watching this from her Pod at home -- I like to think that the inside of Casa SWINTON is just ALL pods -- and ordering every single piece.
These sleeves have MULTIPLE FLOUNCES.
I only Cate Blanchett would wear this to the Oscars. Can you imagine? That would be amazing.
I also think that Helena Bonham Carter would be well-advised to try some of these.
Is it crazy that I love this? Because I do. It's so quirky and bright.
I'm giving THIS to Emma Stone TOO. Emma Stone, I do it all for you.
I feel like this is for someone who we want to make CONSIDERABLY more interesting than she is right now -- like, can we shove Anna Kendrick in this thing? But instead, I'm giving it to Zoe Saldana, because the truth is that I think she could work it.