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Elie Saab: Paris Fashion Week, Spring/Summer 2017

This is fun, right? Wouldn't Emma Stone be delightful in this for her La La Land press events? I would also obviously accept it on noted Elie Saab aficionado Elizabeth Banks.

Elie Saab: Paris Fashion Week, Spring/Summer 2017

Love the rust color.

Elie Saab: Paris Fashion Week, Spring/Summer 2017

That's also gorgeous. Viola Davis would slay it.

Elie Saab: Paris Fashion Week, Spring/Summer 2017

This feels very Blanchett to me. (With a possible sidestep to Gwyneth.) I don't know if she's ever even looked twice at Elie Saab, but she should.

Elie Saab: Paris Fashion Week, Spring/Summer 2017

This feels JUST gimmicky enough to work on Kate Hudson.

Elie Saab: Paris Fashion Week, Spring/Summer 2017

I find these tough to wear for a lot of people when you make the keyhole really big. Lupita would probably love it. J.Lo should maybe try it.

Elie Saab: Paris Fashion Week, Spring/Summer 2017

And then suddenly WHAT HAPPENED.

Elie Saab: Paris Fashion Week, Spring/Summer 2017

Heidi Klum.

Elie Saab: Paris Fashion Week, Spring/Summer 2017

Um. Miley? This is so cartoonish for Elie Saab, which... I'm not saying you're not allowed to branch out, but YOU WERE SO GOOD AT THIS BEFORE.

Elie Saab: Paris Fashion Week, Spring/Summer 2017

I don't even dislike the core idea of the colorful stars -- silly can still be impactful and cool -- but it's such a mess of tulle.

Elie Saab: Paris Fashion Week, Spring/Summer 2017

Naturally there is a mini-skirt version for... hmm. Selena Gomez?

Elie Saab: Paris Fashion Week, Spring/Summer 2017

This is very comic book, too, but it works. I think I'd like it better without the jacket?

Elie Saab: Paris Fashion Week, Spring/Summer 2017

I wish Karlie would hand this off to Taylor Swift.

Elie Saab: Paris Fashion Week, Spring/Summer 2017

Oh boy. It's shorts. I smell Ellie Goulding.

Elie Saab: Paris Fashion Week, Spring/Summer 2017

Is that... a scarf-skirt? IS IT A REAL GARMENT?

Elie Saab: Paris Fashion Week, Spring/Summer 2017

I love that purse but I'm feeling very confused about this line's identity right this second.

Elie Saab: Paris Fashion Week, Spring/Summer 2017

Great shoes. This feels like... Katy Perry Sings At Hillary's Inaugural Ball, if such a thing happens.

Elie Saab: Paris Fashion Week, Spring/Summer 2017

We'll see a version of this come January. Surely.

Elie Saab: Paris Fashion Week, Spring/Summer 2017

Again, I think that kind of bodice can be very very tricky on almost anyone. Make sure it's all hoiked, pals. Kerry Washington would look cool in this.

Elie Saab: Paris Fashion Week, Spring/Summer 2017

I like this version of it the best, though.

Elie Saab: Paris Fashion Week, Spring/Summer 2017

I would actually LOVE it if Miley would wear this. It makes actual sense, compared with everything else she chooses.

Elie Saab: Paris Fashion Week, Spring/Summer 2017

I like the grommet skirt. The bag feels a little Jeremy Scott.

Elie Saab: Paris Fashion Week, Spring/Summer 2017

WHAT MADNESS IS THIS. The ruffles stop at her nipples. And then the shirt bunches. And then... WOE.

Elie Saab: Paris Fashion Week, Spring/Summer 2017

I could hang with this, but I can't tell if that's because the one before it chews up my spirit so badly, or what.

Elie Saab: Paris Fashion Week, Spring/Summer 2017

Is this pants? It might be pants. It feels kind of.... A Very Gene Simmons Family Reunion Sing-A-Long.

Elie Saab: Paris Fashion Week, Spring/Summer 2017

We will surely see this, although I'm not wholly sure it's advisable. It's not hanging that well on the model.

Elie Saab : Elie Saab: Paris Fashion Week, Spring/Summer 2017 - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2017

Pretty, but another one of those that risks looking like a static cling accident.

Elie Saab: Paris Fashion Week, Spring/Summer 2017

Naomie Harris? I don't know if I love it, so it needs someone with innate panache.

Elie Saab: Paris Fashion Week, Spring/Summer 2017

Pass. Caftans need to be more cheerful.

Elie Saab: Paris Fashion Week, Spring/Summer 2017

Something tells me J.Lo will want these WITH the hats.

Elie Saab: Paris Fashion Week, Spring/Summer 2017

Oh, man, this is so J.Lo TOO. Can someone please start inviting her to more things again?

Elie Saab: Paris Fashion Week, Spring/Summer 2017

There are a lot of leg-of-mutton sleeves in this collection that may or may not be detachable.

Elie Saab: Paris Fashion Week, Spring/Summer 2017

I'm feeling a starlet like... Victoria Justice, or Nina Dobrev. Apt, as they look alike.

Elie Saab: Paris Fashion Week, Spring/Summer 2017

Rita Ora felt a tremor in the force.

Elie Saab: Paris Fashion Week, Spring/Summer 2017

This is FAINTLY like Brie Larson.

Elie Saab: Paris Fashion Week, Spring/Summer 2017

Where's Cameron Diaz been lately? Let's get her out there in something tactile like this.

Elie Saab: Paris Fashion Week, Spring/Summer 2017

I sort of hope Angelina storms the red carpet in this soon.

Elie Saab: Paris Fashion Week, Spring/Summer 2017

And this is clearly meant for Evel Knievel's female successor, whoever she may yet be.

High Fugshion: Elie Saab S/S 2017 at Paris Fashion Week
Elie Saab is drifting a bit from what I traditionally think of as Elie Saab -- which is to say, it's a bit less universally soothing and a bit more... Versace. [Photos: Getty]

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