Donna Karan New York - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
Somebody will wear this. Maybe not in that exact color, but someone will. Right? Hopefully WITH the fascinator. Come on, Duchess Kate.
Donna Karan New York - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
This is like my dream outfit sometimes, in the sense that there are days I want nothing more than to wear my bed blankets outside. But I don't do it, and I don't send it down a runway. Oh, Donna. I still love you.
Donna Karan New York - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
Come on, Uma Thurman. You know you want to. Also, Meryl Streep, I can see you eyeing this. Helen Mirren, you're only allowed to wear this if you do the hat as well. In fact, that may go for all of you.
Miguel Adrover - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
Actually, Duchess Kate should wear this hat, too.
Miguel Adrover - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
I seriously thought for a second these were modeled after a person stepping in dog excrement. And then I saw that they're in the same Up Yours vein as the hat. So I'm sure Lady Gaga or Nicki Minaj will snap them right up.
Naeem Khan - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
This is so pretty. Nina Dobrev, anyone?
Preen By Thornton Bregazzi - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
Preen showed a lot of color-blocking.
Preen By Thornton Bregazzi - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
And a lot of nipple, which I can't WAIT to break out for fall.
Preen By Thornton Bregazzi - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
It's sort of an UNUSUAL type of blocking, at least.
Thom Browne - Presentation - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
The person who wears this, I think, is also selling hokum in a bottle and calling it Youth Tonic.
3.1 Phillip Lim - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
This is a fun dress, for me -- it's got shades of houndstooth about it.
DKNY Women's - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
I will say, DKNY is one of those shows that makes me want to go shopping immediately.
DKNY Women's - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
We're seeing a LOT of this oxblood color -- or at least that's what my sources tell me it's called. I clap my hands and say things like, "Yay, cranberry," or, "I like dark red."
Tommy Hilfiger Womens - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
So much oxblood. And so many coats. I do love a coat.
Tommy Hilfiger Womens - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
This is deliciously preppy.
Thakoon - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
These don't look like real clothes to me. They look like a bad Valentine's cocktail.
Thakoon - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
I find this delightfully funky. We had barstools when I was a kid that were made in that exact pattern.
Imitation - Presentation - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
She is SO UPSET that she forgot to create buttonholes.
TRESemme At Tracy Reese - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
If this person showed up to ride MY racehorse, I would send her home.
Victoria Beckham - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
Get ready for the "skinny dress," because IT'S COMING. First Stella, and now Victoria Beckham.
Victoria Beckham - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
Most of Posh's stuff was, well, Posh. I like this. I could see this person walking down the street without me worrying if she had recently banged her head on a street sign and started hallucinating.
Kate Spade New York - Presentation - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
This is just cheery. I don't know that I could ever be this girl, but I bet it was a fun presentation to watch.
Rachel Zoe - Presentation - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
People raved about Rachel's collection; for me, it was a lot of pants that seemed ill-tailored and bunchy in strange places. Then again, you almost never see Rachel wear anything that conforms to her crotch in ANY way, so she probably doesn't know whereof she designs.