Giambattista Valli Fall 2014 Haute Couture
Lifetime is remaking Clan of the Cave Bear. Mayhap this is an audition piece.
Giambattista Valli Fall 2014 Haute Couture
... prison glam?
Giambattista Valli Fall 2014 Haute Couture
Zoe Saldana might find it just too tempting. RESIST, SALDANA.
Giambattista Valli Fall 2014 Haute Couture
Is it weird that I want Keira Knightley to wear this?
Giambattista Valli Fall 2014 Haute Couture
Hmm. Elizabeth Banks? Sans kerchief. ALL sans kerchief. I hate the damn kerchief.
Giambattista Valli Fall 2014 Haute Couture
I... no. Start with making it a mini.
Giambattista Valli Fall 2014 Haute Couture
THIS is great, thhough. Red lip, flowing hair, dashing through Paris... it's Blair Waldorf.
Giambattista Valli Fall 2014 Haute Couture
I might snip off the tulle, but I REALLY like this -- way more than I expected to like floral appliques.
Giambattista Valli Fall 2014 Haute Couture
When I write the musical Caftanic, someone will wear this.
Giambattista Valli Fall 2014 Haute Couture
This makes me think Kardashian, in the worst way.
Giambattista Valli Fall 2014 Haute Couture
The question is, will this show up as-is, or will someone single out the pants, or request the dress alone?
Giambattista Valli Fall 2014 Haute Couture
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NO. STOP BEING PANTS.
Giambattista Valli Fall 2014 Haute Couture
Oyyyy.
Giambattista Valli Fall 2014 Haute Couture
WHAT MADNESS IS THIS?
Giambattista Valli Fall 2014 Haute Couture
A dark corner of my heart wants someone I LOVE, like Allison Janney, to wear this to the Emmys. And I just wrote, "to the veto meeting," because I am typing this while catching up on Big Brother. I would LOVE it if someone swanned into the veto meeting in this. Especially if it were Julie Chen.
Giambattista Valli Fall 2014 Haute Couture
That is one groovy bowling league.
Giambattista Valli Fall 2014 Haute Couture
WHAAAT.
Giambattista Valli Fall 2014 Haute Couture
WHO HAS BEEN SMOKING TOOTHPASTE?!?!?!?
Giambattista Valli Fall 2014 Haute Couture
Coming soon to Oxygen: the story of Big Bird's descent into a polygamist cult.