> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # High Fugshion: Giambattista Valli Fall 2015 at Haute Couture Week - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/high-fugshion-giambattista-valli-fall-2015-at-haute-couture-week/ - Published: 2015-07-07T21:00:09.000Z - Updated: 2015-07-07T01:38:40.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:44 ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/07/gettyimages-479709314.jpg) I don't even care what this dress actually looks like; this photo is amazing. It feels like a Big Finish but I couldn't withhold it that long. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/GettyImages-479709382.jpg) Calf plumage is so hot for fall. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/GettyImages-479709362.jpg) This lady stole her boyfriend's guardsman busby for her walk of shame, and is about to get him fired. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/GettyImages-479709274.jpg) Whereas this one just forgot to wax her thighs. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/GettyImages-479709458.jpg) I want to turn those pants into a skirt, and then... make a totally different outfit. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/GettyImages-479709482.jpg) She can't wear this to Buffalo Wild Wings anymore because the entire bar used pieces of her fringe to floss their teeth. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/GettyImages-479709498.jpg) This is a mint chocolate chip sundae. Or maybe that was what I ate for dessert. Who can say. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/GettyImages-479709304.jpg) I kind of love the orange gown in the background there; the one in front is so shapeless and dreary by comparison. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/GettyImages-479709500.jpg) Clearly this dress began life somewhere with a hosepipe ban, irretrievably crippling its garden growth. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/GettyImages-479709506.jpg) That bodice is so unflattering, but when either of the Emmas -- Stone or Watson -- wears this, I will probably think it's charming, because that's how they work. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/GettyImages-479710804.jpg) This looks like a woman in a four-year old child's dress. Amal Alamuddin, BACK AWAY. We know how you feel about this label and its micro-hemlines. RESIST. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/GettyImages-479710746.jpg) I might love this, though. On a woman drinking Champagne on a fabulous hotel balcony in France, while ignoring all the sleaze balls who are trying to take her home, because she is way too busy being professionally and personally fabulous for those losers. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/GettyImages-479710750.jpg) Sigh. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/GettyImages-479710820.jpg) This woman looks a little bit groovy, though. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/GettyImages-479711028.jpg) Don't shrink your clothes, y'all. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/GettyImages-479711034.jpg) WAY overcomplicated, but not the worst of it. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/GettyImages-479711040.jpg) Diane Kruger, anyone? ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/GettyImages-479711042.jpg) I just wish the middle bit didn't look so much like a diaper. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/GettyImages-479711046.jpg) NO AMAL STOP DON'T. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/GettyImages-479711056.jpg) I like this, sort of, but the color combination is REALLY cacophonous. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/GettyImages-479710692.jpg) I shouldn't like this, and practically speaking I don't really, but I am enjoying it in this context. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/GettyImages-479710696.jpg) Some of these patterns felt quite Chanel to me. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/GettyImages-479710702.jpg) For a moment I thought those earrings were a giant collar, and it was almost delicious. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/GettyImages-479709412.jpg) WHEREFORE ART THOU, SWINTON? ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/GettyImages-479711026.jpg) Hooray. Another one of these. Just what the world needed O PRAISE BE. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/GettyImages-479709484.jpg) Meh. But my backstory on this one is that she crashed her ex-boyfriend's wedding during the bouquet toss and marched STRAIGHT through it and then punched the cake on her way out. [High Fugshion: Giambattista Valli Fall 2015 at Haute Couture WeekAfter a while, and after enough of these shows, I have to confess that there are times when all these designers seem to cross-pollinate and everything starts to feel like a pastiche of everything else. (Except Versace, actually; that stuff is, for better or for worse, totally its own signature.) \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/07/gettyimages-479709314.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/high-fugshion-giambattista-valli-fall-2015-at-haute-couture-week-07-2015/)