Givenchy Spring/Summer 2016 Runway, New York Fashion Week
I mean, this is Kim, right? It's Kim.
Givenchy Spring/Summer 2016 Runway, New York Fashion Week
Kiiiiiiim.
Givenchy Spring/Summer 2016 Runway, New York Fashion Week
Kimboooo.
Givenchy Spring/Summer 2016 Runway, New York Fashion Week
The Kim-ster.
Givenchy Spring/Summer 2016 Runway, New York Fashion Week
Kim-o-ramaaaa.
Givenchy Spring/Summer 2016 Runway, New York Fashion Week
KIMBO SLICE. Okay, I will dispense with the Rob Schneider flashbacks to note that when Kim wears this, she'll cut out the netting.
Givenchy Spring/Summer 2016 Runway, New York Fashion Week
Kimbalayaaaaa.
Givenchy Spring/Summer 2016 Runway, New York Fashion Week
That bodice looks like it's trying to be a sexy Goodyear blimp.
Givenchy Spring/Summer 2016 Runway, New York Fashion Week
It's so sad that I can look at this and say, "BORED. Been there, done it, old news."
Givenchy Spring/Summer 2016 Runway, New York Fashion Week
But seriously, stop me if any of this genuinely feels fresh to you at all.
Givenchy Spring/Summer 2016 Runway, New York Fashion Week
... OH. Well.
Givenchy Spring/Summer 2016 Runway, New York Fashion Week
It's... the Phantom of the Safari Campfire?
Givenchy Spring/Summer 2016 Runway, New York Fashion Week
This is one of the more reasonable things, and it's still basically just a backdrop for the gigantic necklace. Which I do enjoy.
Givenchy Spring/Summer 2016 Runway, New York Fashion Week
This woman's Serious Model Face looks like she's choking back bile, which... yes, although she made out better than the rest of them. (Except for the ones who got to HIDE their faces.)
Givenchy Spring/Summer 2016 Runway, New York Fashion Week
Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep, so she got real drunk and disappeared for two days.
Givenchy Spring/Summer 2016 Runway, New York Fashion Week
He couldn't spare ANYTHING for the bodice??
Givenchy Spring/Summer 2016 Runway, New York Fashion Week
Is this the Honeymoon Trousseau section?
Givenchy Spring/Summer 2016 Runway, New York Fashion Week
It has to be, right? Or is someone going to force Kylie Jenner to wear this outside?
Givenchy Spring/Summer 2016 Runway, New York Fashion Week
This looks like that kinesio tape that athletes use. Maybe this is for people whose honeymoons are like the X-Games of banging.
Givenchy Spring/Summer 2016 Runway, New York Fashion Week
I'm glad this includes drapery rings, the unsung heroes of window treatments.
Givenchy Spring/Summer 2016 Runway, New York Fashion Week
I can't. I hope the setting was REALLY astonishing.
Givenchy Spring/Summer 2016 Runway, New York Fashion Week
Wait, where did THIS come from?
Givenchy Spring/Summer 2016 Runway, New York Fashion Week
Oh Kanye, please do it. Please.
Givenchy Spring/Summer 2016 Runway, New York Fashion Week
DICKEYS DON'T GO ON THE OUTSIDE.
Givenchy Spring/Summer 2016 Runway, New York Fashion Week
Words.
Givenchy Spring/Summer 2016 Runway, New York Fashion Week
Poor Candice Swanepoel tripped and fell on the runway, although that may have been a good strategy because nobody talked about what she was wearing.
Givenchy Spring/Summer 2016 Runway, New York Fashion Week
Big props to her for getting up so cheerfully and moving on, because I'm SURE the temptation is to want to sit down and be like, "That sucked. I need a drink."
Givenchy Spring/Summer 2016 Runway, New York Fashion Week
And we're back to another one of Kim's future worst hits.
Givenchy Spring/Summer 2016 Runway, New York Fashion Week
Kendall Jenner fared quite well here. I wonder if Kim or Kanye pleaded for mercy. I mean, it's not good, but it's also not underpants.
Givenchy Spring/Summer 2016 Runway, New York Fashion Week
Joan Smalls takes it, though. She is slinging some SERIOUS fierce there, in a way that makes the outfit seem theatrical but not insane (even though empirically it is).